Ok, Gen.Sam has the smarter, original version of this thread's theme.

Rules here are post at most 5 reasonably funny but dumb quicky jokes. The ones you are safe to tell online unlike if you told them to others in real life, resulting in you being disowned and shunned by those who formally respected you.

1.A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

2.Punky Junior "Dad, why haven't you spoken to mom all week!"
Dad, "Because she told me never to interrupt her!"

3.Jane, "What day is your birthday?"
Jimmy, "July 11th"
Jane, "What year?"
Jimmy, "Every year."

4. Spell "80" with two letters..... A-T

5. Bob, "Wouldn't you like to walk through the streets of Amsterdam someday?"
Sue, "Absolutely! Wooden shoe?"


This post has been edited by Hellfighter: 08/25/07 6:33am