Installing Husband 1.0, Tech Support Options

[Abuse]

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install Guilt 3.0 update. If that applacation works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your systems resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[T/A6Pak]

FOFLOL,

Abuse that is great...

[flatliner]

hahah

when you install wife 1.0, fellatio 6.9 and all members of your IM program are deleted, not to mention there is a service pack for the new complaint 1.0 program that not only will update itself, but has the ability to find seemingly deleted files and bring them up again... and in my case, we downloaded baby2.o recently...

[livetokill]

lol that is hallarious

Livetokill

[Abuse]

I wish my computer memory was a good as my wifes. i would'nt ever have to upgrade again. lol.

hahah

when you install wife 1.0, fellatio 6.9 and all members of your IM program are deleted, not to mention there is a service pack for the new complaint 1.0 program that not only will update itself, but has the ability to find seemingly deleted files and bring them up again... and in my case, we downloaded baby2.o recently...

[Cross of Iron]

I have problems with wife 1.0,as once installed it took over my finance accounts online,and also downloaded "make him feel guilty " programme.





ABUSE that was great buddy

[MyWifesMule]

[T/A6Pak]

Birthday present from wife

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey. A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby! Do you want your usual table dance big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab and before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."



This post has been edited by T/A6Pak: 06/12/07 3:54pm

[Abuse]

HAHAHAHA. LMAO 6/Pak

[GIJOE]

Watch out... the only fix for all those crashing systems is DIVORCE 5.7... it will leave you penniless and with NO Operating System at all....

[Rommel]

I have problems with wife 1.0,as once installed it took over my finance accounts online,and also downloaded "make him feel guilty " programme.





ABUSE that was great buddy

Have your tryed memorystick, sometime it help you

[Capt. Andtennille]

Watch out... the only fix for all those crashing systems is DIVORCE 5.7... it will leave you penniless and with NO Operating System at all....

True, but it's well worth it, because you can then install YOUNG GIRLFRIEND7.1; YOUNG GIRLFRIEND 7.2 and YOUNG GIRLFRIEND 8.0 beta. When you have any of the WIFE SUITE of software installed, you can only run the YOUNG GIRLFRIEND software in the background. Once the WIFE SUITE is removed by running DIVORCE 5.7, you can run multiple versions of YOUNG GIRLFRIEND in the foreground. If you're really lucky, you might even be able to run a few in the same window *. You must be careful not to inadvertantly install JADED B*TCH while you're attempting to install any of the YOUNG GIRLFRIEND apps.



*Note that some older versions of hardware may not support running multiple versions of YOUNG GIRLFRIEND in the same window.

[paw]

I am having similar problems. I had boyfriend 5.0 but I had upgraded with Cooking 9.1 and Cleaning 4.3 wich was the best combination, but I made the mistake of downloading Baby 1.0 and so the Romance download descided to crash totally.



Then I made anoher mistake of down loading Baby 2.0 but the Romance download was still very intermittent. So I the upgraded to Husband 1.0 which was recommended by friend, but to no avail. This also downloaded unwanted programmes like Fishing 6.7 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



But the worst programme that was also downloaded was MOB 1.0 and 2.0 which means that Husband 1.0 only seems to want to work from about 1pmGBT to 7amGBT with intermittent Grunt Communication Programmme7.6.



So if anyone has any ideas please help as tearing hair out now.

[Capt. Andtennille]

I am having similar problems. I had boyfriend 5.0 but I had upgraded with Cooking 9.1 and Cleaning 4.3 wich was the best combination, but I made the mistake of downloading Baby 1.0 and so the Romance download descided to crash totally.



Then I made anoher mistake of down loading Baby 2.0 but the Romance download was still very intermittent. So I the upgraded to Husband 1.0 which was recommended by friend, but to no avail. This also downloaded unwanted programmes like Fishing 6.7 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



But the worst programme that was also downloaded was MOB 1.0 and 2.0 which means that Husband 1.0 only seems to want to work from about 1pmGBT to 7amGBT with intermittent Grunt Communication Programmme7.6.



So if anyone has any ideas please help as tearing hair out now.

PM me a photo. Perhaps I can give you a pirated copy of Capt. Andtennille 8.2, complete with the Muskrat Love GUI interface. LOL

[Blitz]

LMAO

This post has been edited by Blitz: 06/14/07 9:16am