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| Nothing |
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Hey Guys and Gals,
Just found out last Thursday that My Wife is pregnant! This is our first child. My Parents are now waiting for their first Grandchild and My Wife's Parents are waiting on thier second. This is a very happy time in our family. It so weird to think we are having a baby. Now the countdown begins! --------------------  |
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07/09/07 9:02am
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 Major  Group: {MOB} Posts: 607 Joined: December 7th 2006 From: Carrollton, Georgia Member No.: 2357 |
Congrats Nothing, becoming a father is awesome. Now all hell is fixin to break loose.lol, jk
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| Nc. |
07/09/07 9:09am
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: Banned Posts: 276 Joined: June 4th 2007 From: Pasadena, Maryland Member No.: 3350 Xfire: nc07 |
Congrats man!
You know you wanna name it NC.  -------------------- (Nick) (www.gfx-tech.net) (Nexus.nc@gmail.com)  |
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| flatliner |
07/09/07 9:53am
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Major General Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
Nothing my friend, we need to talk. Life as you know it is going to significantly change. 99% of the change will be positive and mind blowing. Best of luck. You will need it.
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| shazbot |
07/09/07 10:05am
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 First Lieutenant Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 134 Joined: May 18th 2006 From: Phoenix, AZ Member No.: 1770 |
Congrats Nothing - if that is your real name. Fatherhood is an amazing adventure. Now you get to play COD in between naps and diapers. Good luck.
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| T/A6Pak |
07/09/07 10:06am
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 Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 3274 Joined: January 14th 2006 Member No.: 1535 |
Lou,
Congrats on the great news, I'm sure that Flatty has a ton of advise (don't listen to him)...LOL J/K Now we have Flatty Jr and Nothing Jr. I'm sure you'll make a great dad T/A6pak --------------------  Signature designed by Old Man Mike Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.  |
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| steel |
07/09/07 11:06am
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Awwww, you're going to have a little nothing. :-)
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| Genocide Junkie |
07/09/07 11:19am
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This just begs for bad humor.... I shall refrain.... Congrats man!
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| The-Blind-Norwegian |
07/09/07 1:05pm
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Congrats Not'n!
No blanks this time - lol  --------------------   Team Barbarossa |
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| pezking |
07/09/07 2:48pm
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congrats man... lil'sniper.
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| maester |
07/09/07 3:20pm
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Congrats hope all goes well
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| Cpt. Snot Rocket |
07/09/07 3:28pm
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Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now. Doctor: Who has? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is? Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing. Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh? Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing! Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic. Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing! Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please? Woman: Nothing! Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from.... Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing! Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you? Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now? Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless? Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING! Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless... Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him. Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'. This post has been edited by Cpt. Snot Rocket: 07/09/07 4:04pm --------------------  "The most terrifying words in the English language are; I'm from the government and I'm here to help." – Ronald Reagan |
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| flatliner |
07/09/07 3:30pm
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QUOTE(T/A6Pak @ 07/09/07 11:06am)  Lou, Congrats on the great news, I'm sure that Flatty has a ton of advise (don't listen to him)...LOL J/K Now we have Flatty Jr and Nothing Jr. I'm sure you'll make a great dad T/A6pak Very funny Shar.... I have 2 flatty jr's but one is a girl. 1st bit of advice for Nothing... You know less than zero about anything. |
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07/09/07 3:41pm
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[quote name='Cpt. Snot Rocket' date='07/09/07 4:28pm' post='154127'] Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now. Doctor: Who has? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is? Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing. Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh? Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing! Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic. Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing! Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please? Woman: Nothing! Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from.... Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing! Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you? Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now? Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless? Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING! Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless... Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him. Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'. [/quote  |
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| THE Mechanic |
07/09/07 8:53pm
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 ........ ......I wish you and yours the very best Nothing !!!"The Mechanic" --------------------  |
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