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| Cpt. Snot Rocket |
 07/09/07 4:06pm
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Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now. Doctor: Who has? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is? Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing. Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh? Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing! Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic. Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing! Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please? Woman: Nothing! Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from.... Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing! Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you? Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now? Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless? Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING! Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless... Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him. Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'. --------------------  "The most terrifying words in the English language are; I'm from the government and I'm here to help." – Ronald Reagan |
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07/09/07 4:19pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1271 Joined: July 25th 2005 From: Chicago, IL. Member No.: 1272 |
I must say, that is some friggen funny stuff man.
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| Genocide Junkie |
07/09/07 4:53pm
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This is the first time I've ever heard of a woman getting prego from doing Nothing.....
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07/09/07 5:44pm
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07/09/07 6:31pm
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: Banned Posts: 276 Joined: June 4th 2007 From: Pasadena, Maryland Member No.: 3350 Xfire: nc07 |
Hahaha nice one Geno..
And Cpt snot as well.  -------------------- (Nick) (www.gfx-tech.net) (Nexus.nc@gmail.com)  |
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| Barkmann |
07/09/07 7:18pm
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Wish you luck Nothing and to your new family.
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