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| Barkmann |
  09/30/07 9:32pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1034 Joined: December 1st 2006 From: Toronto/Canada Member No.: 2291 Xfire: barkmann77  |
My friend just email me this...lol
 A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!" "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me." The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault." --------------------  Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. |
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| Pancakes |
10/01/07 6:24pm
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 Colonel Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1217 Joined: March 6th 2006 From: Washington DC Member No.: 1629 |
I laughed, nice joke Bark.
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| THE Mechanic |
10/01/07 8:59pm
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 Major Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 461 Joined: May 11th 2006 Member No.: 1753 |
Nice Bark...
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| landser |
10/02/07 3:23pm
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 Sergeant Major  Group: Forum Member Posts: 80 Joined: October 31st 2006 Member No.: 2130 Xfire: landser33 |
good one
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| Barkmann |
10/05/07 8:56pm
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Colonel Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1034 Joined: December 1st 2006 From: Toronto/Canada Member No.: 2291 Xfire: barkmann77 |
OK im back for one more.....
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.' -------------------- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. |
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