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post 09/07/04 10:52am
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"............


"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."


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post 09/07/04 10:58am
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lmao...wow.


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post 09/07/04 11:12am
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post 09/07/04 5:42pm
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LMFAO@!!!


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post 09/07/04 8:04pm
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post 09/07/04 8:40pm
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QUOTE (GanGstA_Ba||eR @ Sep 7 2004, 08:04 PM)
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looks like the juareno isnt amused. pinchi pelota.


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post 09/07/04 9:12pm
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post 09/07/04 11:44pm
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I dont understand what you mean, but just in case, i am DOMINICAN!!!


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post 09/08/04 4:41am
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ha ha ha ha roflamo that ones great laugh.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif w00t2.gif


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post 09/08/04 4:55pm
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hahaha! Great one, Shifty! w00t2.gif w00t2.gif


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post 09/08/04 7:26pm
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QUOTE (GanGstA_Ba||eR @ Sep 7 2004, 11:44 PM)
I dont understand what you mean, but just in case, i am DOMINICAN!!!

o ok...nvm puta lol


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