 Chauvinist Jokes, not for women |
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| Undertow |
  09/14/05 10:58am
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 Colonel  Group: Forum Member Posts: 1217 Joined: June 28th 2005 From: Michigan Member No.: 1221  |
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. -------------------- |
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| Maj. H8Red |
09/14/05 11:43am
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
AMEN!!!
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| TheGhost |
09/14/05 1:57pm
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 Colonel Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
Damn Straight!
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| |$aucy| |
09/14/05 5:37pm
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 Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 3057 Joined: September 11th 2004 From: New York Member No.: 896 Xfire: bradd |
I hope Isis reads this and kicks all your azz's.
--------------------  {MOB}... Often Imitated, NEVER duplicated |
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| DirtyHarry |
09/14/05 6:07pm
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 Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 795 Joined: February 26th 2005 Member No.: 1089 |
omg!!!! THOSE were friggin awesome
-------------------- John 3:16 For God so loved the world he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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| lost cause |
09/14/05 6:11pm
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Sergeant Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 72 Joined: June 28th 2005 Member No.: 1222 |
holy freaking hell man thats funny !!
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