Some Bush Humor Options

[Spartan]

This Is My way of showing How dumb our president really is!

"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005


"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire." —George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006

"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings." —George W. Bush, Fort Belvoir, Va., Dec. 10, 2004

"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Obviously This isn't really what he meant to say But its still funny to watch the most Important "Cough" person in the world Mess up in his own words.

[flatliner]

anyone vote for him?

[BlackPlague]

Nope, I laugh now that everyone realizes that and half way thru his 1st time we knew he sucked... Althought I don't no what Kerry would've done, I voted for Kerry(not litterally, under voting age but at school) cuz i didn't want bush... my couple of cents

[Spartan]

I Know for a Fact that I never wanted to vote for that loser EVER!

[|$aucy|]

These forums sure have changed in two years.

[UNDEAD 1]

sen JOHN MCcain -rememaber that name!

[Maj. H8Red]

I love bush....oh wait, wrong subject

[Ktulu]

Actually, the forums havent changed, every thing that could be said on this topic has pretty much been said. Bush won, not once but twice, oh wait three times if you count the chads. As the old adage goes, opinions are like assholes, every one has one.

[holden_caulfield]

Actually, the forums havent changed, every thing that could be said on this topic has pretty much been said. Bush won, not once but twice, oh wait three times if you count the chads. As the old adage goes, opinions are like assholes, every one has one.

four if you count the supreme court.

[All over but the Crying]

http://www.devilducky.com/media/38792

[TheGhost]

Nope, I laugh now that everyone realizes that and half way thru his 1st time we knew he sucked... Althought I don't no what Kerry would've done, I voted for Kerry(not litterally, under voting age but at school) cuz i didn't want bush... my couple of cents

no offense, but your to young to even think about politics, not saying im old enough either. you are probably just mimicking what you're parents are saying, and that my friends, is why this country is in a downward spiral.

and bush has gotten this country further ahead than kerry would've. if kerry was elected, when 9/11 came around he wouldve been hiding underneath his desk sucking his own dick because he was so scared. big deal if bush messes up a few words here and there, no one is absolutely perfect. you democrats are just pissed because your candidate didn't win and you are looking for every little gramatical error that bush makes just to have something to rag on him for, while hilary clinton and barbara striesand (sp?) are talking about all the "issues" they have with the current administration, but they have no freaking clue what they are talking about?

Thank you and Good Night!

how's that for a back-from-the-dead post, eh?



This post has been edited by TheGhost: 03/23/06 3:47pm

[Silver]

Actually, the forums havent changed, every thing that could be said on this topic has pretty much been said. Bush won, not once but twice, oh wait three times if you count the chads. As the old adage goes, opinions are like assholes, every one has one.

one of the best posts i have read in a long time...
i voted green... why? voting dont matter...

our process of voting isnt BY THE PEOPLE, its by the proplr that were chosen to elect for their district(area).
so why vote if the people's voice dont have to be followed?

This post has been edited by Silver: 03/23/06 3:56pm

[Lord Lipton]

doesn't bush have something that hurts his ability to make speaches? i heard somewhere he had something. i don't know why i brought this up..

but even though i'm only 16 i agree 100% with the ghost.

[TheGhost]

doesn't bush have something that hurts his ability to make speaches? i heard somewhere he had something. i don't know why i brought this up..

but even though i'm only 16 i agree 100% with the ghost.

thank you sir. lol im only 16 as well

[Maj. H8Red]

I ain't sayin shit, 'cept WTF "Ghost, welcome back"......I need to work on new Pubar lines