Cory Poker night Out! Options

[Big P]

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Cory accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, Cory, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Nick went to the Kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, Cory courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Cory confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and Cory doesn't, Cory should be at her house aroun d 2 PM Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Cory showed up at Bill's house at 2 PM sharp, and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction as agreed. Cory quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 PM and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did Cory come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill , with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Cory came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.

[Crazy Canuck]

lmfao! NICE....

[Cross of Iron]