Screenshot of COBRA Options

[Cold_Beer]

In Destroyed Village the other night, this screenshot of COBRA was taken during a brief lull in the fighting. Although he had been the victim of many recent bashings, he still seemed to be in good spirits. He cherished the flower pinned to his jacket, and said it was given to him by Johnzillah on their date the night before.



Fellow G.I.'s later found him face down with 3 large lumps on his head, still clutching the flower in his lifeless hand. One of the saddened soldiers stated he saw Cold_Beer going over a wall just a few feet away with a bloodied pistol in his possession. The distraught G.I. was just too heart broken to get a shot off at ol' Cold_Beer as he disappeared into the battle torn town that still echoed his dark evil laugh.

[Panzer]

OMG, the resemblence is striking. Cobra & Johnzilla, what a nice couple.

[Johnzillah]

Cobra told me you made a pass at him and gave him this flower. He was astonished and shocked as you can see in the picture. He pinned it to his chest to tell everybody in the platoon that Cold_Beer was a fag. The flower was put their for proof, thats it.

Zillah

[Cold_Beer]

WRONG!!!! Johnzillah, you switch hitters act so defensive when your dirty little secrets get out. Besides, your wife told me someone had been clipping flowers from her garden.

[Johnzillah]

This is a picture of Cold_Beer having a wet dream about him and Cobra.

Zillah

[JP]

LOL

[Panzer]

WOW! I am suprised no one has caught on to whats happening here, beer & zillah had a lovers tiff & made cobra the scape goat to make each other jealous. The flower from a psychological stand point represents that beer really just wants zillah to show how much he cares & buy him flowers occasionally. And beer zillah didn't really switch hitters merely only players. I think u 2 need to kiss & make up! After all u do make nice couple, no matter how sick & twisted u each may be.
ALSO, i SAW A PIC. OF U GUYS FROM BACK IN THE DAYS @ THE ACADEMY: {BEFORE ALL OF THE BEER, TWINKIES, DONOUGHTS, AND OTHER PLEASENTLY PLUMP PASTRY PRODUCTS}

This post has been edited by Panzer: 06/04/03 11:28am

[Johnzillah]

LMAO

[JP]

hahaha

[Cold_Beer]

No flowers for you Panzer. But, I did make you a great big juicy Anal Hair sandwich.
Here is a screenshot of you enjoying every tasty bite.



All you need is a grape soda and a moon pie, and you could fight off an army of bashers.

[Johnj]

ROFLMAO NO REALLY I AM

[Panzer]

Now, now beer, I told u the other night I dont putt from the rough like u and John. So stop hitting on me. Just out of curiosity are u pulling all of these pictures from your family album?

[Cold_Beer]

No Panzer, we aren't related. But your father did fall in love
with a mule we used to have on the farm. Here is a screenshot
of your dad and her the day they met.



He worried the hell outta us until we sold her to him.
I don't know where he got a wedding ring that size.
How is ur mom anyway?

[Panzer]

Nice! I would really like to keep going back & forth, but I can no longer stand to read your jibberish. In fact anyone who reads your third grade English....ebonix; is lowering their IQ over fifty points. In closing here is the best advice any one will ever give you (1-800-ABCDEFG). And no, let me beat you to the stupid rhetorical question; it is not a number where you can meet young boys.

[Cold_Beer]

Well, I guess with such a weak response as that, u must consider yourself bashed.
And remember to shave ur hairy pussy next time.