 For Bargod: Bubba from Alabama!, Spin Off --> Bubba Chili's Parlor |
| T/A6Pak |
 09/17/07 8:58am
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 Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 3274 Joined: January 14th 2006 Member No.: 1535  |
Bubba meets the girl of his dreams,
His first cousin Emmy Lou. He takes her out for a special dinner, And shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills. Later that night, he romances her under Special mood lighting. A week or so later, Bubba realizes This relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner Emmy Lou was So impressed with his thoughtfulness, They had a special Friday night date At the Soap & Suds Laundromat ! A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou, And he buys her a really purdy Engagement ring. On the day of their wedding, he Tells her how much he loves her Just before the ceremony. Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite, Where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ Bubba takes his new bride home. He wants to tidy up the place, So he cuts the grass with his Riding mower. Then Bubba decides to fix a few Things around the house. He makes the bathroom a little Nicer for his sweetie, Repairs the mirror on her car, And installs a new flat screen TV In the living room ! Bubba works hard at his job every day. He does the best that he can with Only a 5th grade education. 7 months later, they send Out announcements. Bubba Jr. Has arrived! Now they are a family. They are so proud of Jr. And marvel At how he gets cuter every day. 8 years later, Jr. Starts kindergarten. Jr. Loves riding on the Redneck School Bus. After 3 years in kindergarten, Jr. Finally Graduates to first grade. To celebrate, Bubba takes Jr. And his Classmates on a field trip. Shortly thereafter, Bubba and the family Move to a different state and settle into Their new DREAM HOME on the river, Where they live happily ever after ! The end --------------------  Signature designed by Old Man Mike Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.  |
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| Cpt. Snot Rocket |
09/17/07 12:41pm
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 Colonel Group: {MOB} Posts: 1304 Joined: February 26th 2006 From: South Bend, IN Member No.: 1615 |
LoL!
--------------------  "The most terrifying words in the English language are; I'm from the government and I'm here to help." – Ronald Reagan |
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| Midnight Rambler |
09/19/07 12:23pm
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 First Lieutenant  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 167 Joined: May 3rd 2007 From: Ft Myers Fla. Member No.: 3207 |
QUOTE(Cpt. Snot Rocket @ 09/17/07 1:41pm)  LoL! I'd laugh if I wasn't crying. This could be titled "Welcome to south Florida." -------------------- No one here gets out alive.  |
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| Genocide Junkie |
09/19/07 8:05pm
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 Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 1912 Joined: July 16th 2006 Member No.: 1843 Xfire: destructionoverdrive |
Silly we don't have White Castle here in Alabama....
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| Capt.Krueger |
09/19/07 9:24pm
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 Second Lieutenant Group: {MOB} Posts: 215 Joined: June 2nd 2006 From: Green Bay, Wisconsin Member No.: 1791 |
LOL.... that was great Char.....
-------------------- "Good tactics can save even the worst strategy. Bad tactics will destroy even the best strategy." ........Gen. George S. Patton Jr.  "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious." .....Vince Lombardi  |
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