Ever wonder Why ?, Islamist terrorists kill them selves. Options

[THE Mechanic]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. .. .
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No Gumbo
No jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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[color="#000000"]Know you know..."T.M."

[|$aucy|]

uh is it just me or is this more offensive than funny?

[pezking]

I loved it. I don't think you have too many suicide bombing islamic extremists visiting your forums anyway. And if you did, who cares if they get offended. I'm tired of society so worried about offending the people that hate and want to kill us because we're not like them. Blurg.

You heard that story about the two Iraqis that brought their families to America? The fathers bet each other that they could Americanize faster that the other in one year's time. So a year goes bye and they run into each other at a 7-11 one day. The one says to the other, "look, I'm buying Budweiser to drink at my son's baseball game and then I'm going to watch some football on television... I believe I've completely Americanized!" The other guy looks at him and says "Fuck you towelhead!" -nuff sed

[THE Mechanic]

uh is it just me or is this more offensive than funny? [/quote]



Sorry $ausy about that.

Want to know what really offends me?

This is a flag raising in Montebello High School,in California ! !










This stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest- worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington . The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil..

Pass this along to every American citizen and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray". Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values.
The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.

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[size="2"]"T.M." O..and Would someone please be kind enough to flush the toilet....Dunka..



there ya go.

[GEREAU]

lol, Good one "TM"

[|$aucy|]

I understand, no apology necessary, I just was saying that because quite often people have trouble differentiating The 'Muslim extremist' from the millions of normal members of the Islamic faith.

[pezking]

I understand, no apology necessary, I just was saying that because quite often people have trouble differentiating The 'Muslim extremist' from the millions of normal members of the Islamic faith.

I always thought the eyebrows were the dead giveaway!

\ / = extremists

/ \ or _ _ = normal

[Shadow]

For everyone to know if you did not know by now Saucy is a muslim, he was born muslim and he belive in that .

[|$aucy|]

For everyone to know if you did not know by now Saucy is a muslim, he was born muslim and he belive in that .

ahahaah Shadow.

[Shadow]

I remember once when we had a match and we had to stop for him to say his little pray then we all carry on

[Hellfighter]

I loved it. I don't think you have too many suicide bombing islamic extremists visiting your forums anyway. And if you did, who cares if they get offended. I'm tired of society so worried about offending the people that hate and want to kill us because we're not like them. Blurg.

You heard that story about the two Iraqis that brought their families to America? The fathers bet each other that they could Americanize faster that the other in one year's time. So a year goes bye and they run into each other at a 7-11 one day. The one says to the other, "look, I'm buying Budweiser to drink at my son's baseball game and then I'm going to watch some football on television... I believe I've completely Americanized!" The other guy looks at him and says "Fuck you towelhead!" -nuff sed

I have to admit pez the joke made me chuckle ; however-in my continued pursuit of sharing reality facts in forums once in a while to smash into little bits perceived 'prejudicial' stereotypes, Iraqis don't wear turbans or towels on their heads - they're more closer to 'Western' ways of life than most other Arab states in the region. Furthermore there are not a few christians who are living in Iraq too - so the perception-> arabs = 'towel-head' muslims is childish in connotation as is one who would really believe it to be so.

Regarding the original post;
Mechanic my chum- you would've omitted the offensive portions of that list if you actually knew muslim women personally. I have many arab friends muslim/non muslim - some are women who wear traditional attire, and some wear 'western' attire. They don't smell like donkeys. Regardless of whether they are veiled or not, they're very beautiful women in appearance and in spirit.... most are very generous, polite, and humble. - the 'hairy under veils' notion is utterly false and misleading.
People of any culture break down their walls of prejudices and preconceived misconceptions of others once they meet one or more 'normal' people from that formerly disassociated group, and start to realize for the most part in spite of cultural behaviour/clothing differences, as far as normal daily routines we're all wondering/doing the same things -eating, relationships, joking, farting around online, and getting mad after watching the news. Know each other and we'll get along better.


This post has been edited by Hellfighter: 11/12/07 10:07am