 The difference between Americans, Canadians,, British (poms) and aussies |
| Shifty |
 07/14/04 11:22am
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Aussies:
Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid. Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. --------------------  |
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| futureman |
07/14/04 12:04pm
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Major  Group: Forum Member Posts: 572 Joined: March 13th 2004 From: Mt Pleasant, baha carolina Member No.: 649 |
where is aussie?
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| Soul Assassins |
07/14/04 12:08pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 541 Joined: January 27th 2004 Member No.: 591 |
LOL nice
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| soup nazi |
07/14/04 12:09pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1164 Joined: December 4th 2003 From: georgia Member No.: 517 |
lol thats funny
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| Druid |
07/14/04 12:10pm
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 3453 Joined: July 31st 2002 Member No.: 16 Xfire: mobdruid |
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bully, dictator, snide, hypocrite, arrogant, smartass and lets not forget, according to him the way I act is reprehensible. Yet, you're going to censor my signature because it's inappropriate and might hurt his little feelings??? Sorry. don't think so QUOTE Druid had my admiration and even though he has always come across as an arrogant, snide and very many times a smartass in posts and pm's S@bot aka Little Silver |
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| Shifty |
07/14/04 12:19pm
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Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 1626 Joined: April 4th 2004 Member No.: 688 |
Australia. come 2 think of it...u could substitute New Zealand into most of those aussie ones too  This post has been edited by Shifty: 07/14/04 2:00pm -------------------- |
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| Solidrocker |
07/14/04 1:03pm
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| eulogy |
07/14/04 2:25pm
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: Forum Troll Posts: 302 Joined: July 12th 2004 Member No.: 807 |
hate to give credit to a canuck but that was funny.. you got the brits worse then americans lol.. true facts tho
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| Silver |
07/15/04 8:50pm
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funny
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| Bloodline |
07/15/04 11:22pm
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First Lieutenant Group: Forum Troll Posts: 120 Joined: July 14th 2004 Member No.: 811 |
Dont like agreeing with you which im not but that is some funny s***
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| xl-FLAME-lx |
07/16/04 1:37pm
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lmfao very freekin funny...i try to go to mexico twice a month to get some cheap shit lmfao
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| Dumpweed |
07/17/04 12:07am
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I live right above mexico all these little mexican dudes always try to jump me and my frinds cause we dont buy them beer!
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| xl-FLAME-lx |
07/17/04 9:51am
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2016 Joined: February 3rd 2004 From: In the ghetto of NM =( Member No.: 604 |
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| futureman |
07/17/04 5:37pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 572 Joined: March 13th 2004 From: Mt Pleasant, baha carolina Member No.: 649 |
whats a zealand?
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| eulogy |
07/17/04 5:50pm
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Second Lieutenant Group: Forum Troll Posts: 302 Joined: July 12th 2004 Member No.: 807 |
New Zealand.. its right near australia. future did you pass social studies in school?
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