If I were dictator..., ps. I wouldn't really do this but still. Options

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I'm studying evolution in biology, and the basic premise for those who dont know is that the unfit die before reproductive age or are not able to reproduce leaving only the most fit to survive and pass on their fit genes. my teacher gave the example that if being bald was so hideous that you'd never get screwed, then eventually the bald gene would die off.
now here's my plan (i would never do this, but it's just stupid the fact that i even thought of it): when i'm dictator, i'm going to have what's called the looks police. they go around to every girl and decide if they're hot. if they're hot enough, then they're allowed to reproduce, if they're not, then they're not allowed to reproduce. over time what's going to happen is that all the ugly and fat bitches are going to die off to be left with only hot girls. so my great grandson x100 will be in a world filled with ONLY skinny, hot, busty chicks with nice asses. so this is for my children down the road

again, i would never really do this because everyone has the right to live and reproduce. just a thought tho

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btw, what would u guys do if u were dictator? (and dont say throw me in an oven (im jewish... actually atheist but still) )

[Silver]

first off it would be a bitch to get laid. that means there would only be 5 women to every million. you just made homo sexuality a common thing. i would be on a raft to cuba...

second heres this....the fire company i use to belong to was involved in a rescue. the chevy engine plant was remodeling and a 2 story wass collapsed, trapping a man alive under tons of steel and concrete. for 18 hours they digged, volunteer's left there familys and lives to help another human. why would they give a fuck about a construction worker that had an accident. well a bunch of them did and found him. alive. when my friend pulled him out he said to him "thank god your alive!" he said "i dont believe in god....". never said thank you. at all...tell me this why should i care what happens to you, if your soul is not going to a higher being jesus or what not...why should i give a fuck if i fry you? i wont fry for it...but i believe in god...so i cant...that's the leader....
btw true story.

and if i could make a law it would be fat people cannot wear pants below their gut..im fat and its gross, admit how fat u are and get a pair of pants that fit...and NO spandex!

This post has been edited by D. Silver: 02/27/05 12:45am

[holden_caulfield]

why should i care what happens to you, if your soul is not going to a higher being

to show that your sense of morality is motivated by a non-selective intrinsic goodness

[Bargod]

I'm studying evolution in biology, and the basic premise for those who dont know is that the unfit die before reproductive age or are not able to reproduce leaving only the most fit to survive and pass on their fit genes. my teacher gave the example that if being bald was so hideous that you'd never get screwed, then eventually the bald gene would die off.
now here's my plan (i would never do this, but it's just stupid the fact that i even thought of it): when i'm dictator, i'm going to have what's called the looks police. they go around to every girl and decide if they're hot. if they're hot enough, then they're allowed to reproduce, if they're not, then they're not allowed to reproduce. over time what's going to happen is that all the ugly and fat bitches are going to die off to be left with only hot girls. so my great grandson x100 will be in a world filled with ONLY skinny, hot, busty chicks with nice asses. so this is for my children down the road

again, i would never really do this because everyone has the right to live and reproduce. just a thought tho

I know you said you'd never try this, but research something called the "Joy Division" and I'm not talking about the awesome '80's band. The "Joy Division" was a group of what Hitler considered to be the "most" aryan of women whose sole purpose was to produce aryan babies. It's not really a great idea, if you look at nature, because "beautiful" doesn't equal best. Look at pure bred animals. Sure, they look good, but they are weak compared to a good mutt.
The mutts will inherit the earth, because in a mutt comes the strong genes, and that may not be the flavor of the month when it comes to looks.

[PISTOFFBAD]

I've seen some beautiful women with some ugly ass mothers and fathers. Where they got their looks I'll never know.

[Spectre]

Actually man it would take you almost forever for somthing like that to happen. Have you ever heard of recessive gene? Also many people may be born premature or not developed all the way and be butt ugly. So that would never work. Clever idea though.

[PISTOFFBAD]

Also many people may be born premature or not developed all the way and be butt ugly.

And if any of you youngsters don't believe that, just go to your 10 year high school class reunion. Most of your cheerleaders get fat and ugly and the skinny homelies turn out to be beautiful slims.

[DIESEL]

fucking nerds

[Silver]

to show that your sense of morality is motivated by a non-selective intrinsic goodness

if there is no reason to be good or true to yourself, why care? doing wrong often justifies means. crime pays, everyone knows that. murder is alot easier to deal with then most problems? so is suicide? why should i not rob the rich? what justifies being good? what basic emotion promotes good? love? why do we cheat? happyness? interupted by lust and greed. there is no reason to be honest or good with out some sort of religion. there is no reason to be with fellow man if there is no holding us responsible in another life. higher or not.

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I know you said you'd never try this, but research something called the "Joy Division" and I'm not talking about the awesome '80's band.  The "Joy Division" was a group of what Hitler considered to be the "most" aryan of women whose sole purpose was to produce aryan babies.  It's not really a great idea, if you look at nature, because "beautiful" doesn't equal best.  Look at pure bred animals.  Sure, they look good, but they are weak compared to a good mutt.
The mutts will inherit the earth, because in a mutt comes the strong genes, and that may not be the flavor of the month when it comes to looks.

i've never heard of this Joy Division, but i have heard of Lebensborn (sp?). that was an experiment where they'd mate the most perfect aryan Germans to try to create a master race. unfortunately for the lebensborn children, they ended up being ridiculed and made fun of most of their childhood after the war. poor kids. hitler was one fucked up man. I'm a WW II buff, so most shit about WW II i'd know.
one of the lesser known men of WW II was a british Magician who became a battlefield general named Jasper Maskeline (sp?). he applied magic to the battlefield mostly during Operation Torch (north africa invasion). he proved himself by hiding a gun so well that the ppl could not find it. when they gave up and asked him where the gun was, he simply replied "you're standing on top of it"... and that proved him. if u look him up online ull find other interesting things he did.
sorry for running off on a tangnt, let's get back on topic now =)
alright honestly if i were dictator, here's what i'd do:
i'd offer equal opportunity to every single person. i'd try to create peace for all and uphold every law of the constitution to it's fullest. of course i'd have a massively powerful military, so anyone who DOESNT uphold the laws will be fucked. but otherwise, if you're a good law-abiding citizen you'll be in eutopia. drugs will be LEGAL. although driving under the influence of drugs will not be legal. i'll eliminate all depleted uranium from the US arsenal and replace it with something like lead maybe? lead is poisonous yes, but only if ingested. if you touch led you will not be harmed, only if it is ingested (on the other hand, touching DU will possibly harm you or ur unborn children). i'd unclassify all historical documents that are still classified. i'd tell the ppl the truth about the war on terrorism and i'd cut the bullshit and give the ppl their rights back. i'd give government funding for alternative energy sources. being as im an atheist, i wouldnt be very popular with the hicks down south, but i'd tell them: i dont necessarily believe there's no god, it's just my interpretation of god is much different than yours (which is true, i'll elaborate further down bellow). i'd cut back on gun control laws and i'd cut the intertwinement of government and church. i'd cut the middle-east bullshit and kill america's Big Brother. thus giving america their freedoms back. i will not be a liberal. i will not be a conservative. i will take no stance on gay marriage, but make first trimester abortions ok. i'll cut the torture bullshit and cut gonzalez, chertoff and all the other douchebags. i'll cut the tax breaks from the rich and give equal opportunity to everyone. put regulations on big business as well. i'd REPEAL the patriot act in its fullest, burn it, and burn patriot acts II and III. i'd tell everybody the truth about 9/11 and the past events of history and promise them a better world which i will deliver. i'd LEAVE social security alone. the christians may hate me. but at least with the southern hicks they'll have something to like me about: the repeal of a lot of gun control laws. so i have something that interests everyone. that's my vision.