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| realdeal |
 06/23/05 9:54am
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Someone sent this to me and I thought it was pretty good...
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey! I just sent it. I didn't write it!) Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. -------------------- |
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| xl-FLAME-lx |
06/23/05 11:11am
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 Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2016 Joined: February 3rd 2004 From: In the ghetto of NM =( Member No.: 604 |
ROFL WAFFLE
Thats a great camera lol! FlameAFlave --------------------  |
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| TheGhost |
06/25/05 7:22am
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 Colonel Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
QUOTE White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. WELCOME TO AMERICA NOW SPEAK ENGLISH Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Only gay people that should be allowed to marry are 2+ superhot lesbians  France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Nuke France. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Cuban Cigars=  President Clinton= 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Duh. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.  Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (hey! I just sent it. I didn't write it!) BEST TECHNOLOGY OF THE CENTURY Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. I'll kill them before they kill me. Simply because democrats are scared of guns. And, Don't even get me started on politics.  Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Supreme Court = waste of time and money New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Wow...  IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Screw That. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Knuckle heads...  This post has been edited by TheGhost: 06/25/05 7:38am --------------------   lawlerberries on my rofflewaffles |
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| Silver |
06/25/05 2:50pm
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u scare me...
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