Some Bush Humor Options

[Spartan]

This Is My way of showing How dumb our president really is!

"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005


"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire." —George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006

"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings." —George W. Bush, Fort Belvoir, Va., Dec. 10, 2004

"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Obviously This isn't really what he meant to say But its still funny to watch the most Important "Cough" person in the world Mess up in his own words.

[BlackPlague]

Nope, I laugh now that everyone realizes that and half way thru his 1st time we knew he sucked... Althought I don't no what Kerry would've done, I voted for Kerry(not litterally, under voting age but at school) cuz i didn't want bush... my couple of cents

[TheGhost]

Nope, I laugh now that everyone realizes that and half way thru his 1st time we knew he sucked... Althought I don't no what Kerry would've done, I voted for Kerry(not litterally, under voting age but at school) cuz i didn't want bush... my couple of cents

no offense, but your to young to even think about politics, not saying im old enough either. you are probably just mimicking what you're parents are saying, and that my friends, is why this country is in a downward spiral.

and bush has gotten this country further ahead than kerry would've. if kerry was elected, when 9/11 came around he wouldve been hiding underneath his desk sucking his own dick because he was so scared. big deal if bush messes up a few words here and there, no one is absolutely perfect. you democrats are just pissed because your candidate didn't win and you are looking for every little gramatical error that bush makes just to have something to rag on him for, while hilary clinton and barbara striesand (sp?) are talking about all the "issues" they have with the current administration, but they have no freaking clue what they are talking about?

Thank you and Good Night!

how's that for a back-from-the-dead post, eh?



This post has been edited by TheGhost: 03/23/06 3:47pm