Some Bush Humor Options

[Spartan]

This Is My way of showing How dumb our president really is!

"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

"I can only speak to myself." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005


"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire." —George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006

"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank our blessings." —George W. Bush, Fort Belvoir, Va., Dec. 10, 2004

"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Obviously This isn't really what he meant to say But its still funny to watch the most Important "Cough" person in the world Mess up in his own words.

[Lord Lipton]

doesn't bush have something that hurts his ability to make speaches? i heard somewhere he had something. i don't know why i brought this up..

but even though i'm only 16 i agree 100% with the ghost.

[TheGhost]

doesn't bush have something that hurts his ability to make speaches? i heard somewhere he had something. i don't know why i brought this up..

but even though i'm only 16 i agree 100% with the ghost.

thank you sir. lol im only 16 as well