 The Furry Menace |
| dienamic |
 04/15/06 1:01pm
Post
#1
|
 Second Lieutenant  Group: Forum Member Posts: 373 Joined: January 28th 2006 Member No.: 1559  |
I had quite an enlightning conversation with my Finland freinds last night. It seems that there is a terror that the rest of the world had no clue existed.
The menace is penquins!  From what I gather these little criminals molest garden noems that really seem to bother the residents of this country. So much so that you can accually buy replacement noems by the dozen. So what do they do in retaliation? They purchase baseball bats and beat down the little noem terrorist. From what I gather, not to death...oh no, just to knock them out. You see the folks over there do not waste anything so this bashing is a process. 1) Knock out said noem molester with the bat of your choice..... 2) While still fresh and most certainly still alive, use them for curling and or rugby.... 3) Next, "by now these little guys are in most cases...dead" are skinned for fancy belt, boots and sexy underware. 4) Finally, the remaining meat and bones are devoured in a variety of ways such as... penquiny frickasy, penquin ribs , rice-0-penquin , penquin pie , and penquin on a half beak I am still a bit shocked, but feel a little more informed.  This post has been edited by dienamic: 04/15/06 1:02pm |
   |
 
|
  |
Replies
| <Dolphin>*Girl* |
04/15/06 1:15pm
Post
#2
|
 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 1778 Joined: June 22nd 2005 From: Tonawanda, NY Member No.: 1215 |
OMFG I was CRYING SO GD HARD!!! I couldnt breathe!!! when they started talking about beating them with bones and that they run fast.... OMFG I HAVE TO GO THERE AND PLAY Curling! FUNNY ASS SHIT!
BTW its Silver not DG, but I did put it on speaker and she was rolling! OMFG I GOT TO SEE SOME VIDEOS OF THIS! This post has been edited by <Dolphin>*Girl*: 04/15/06 1:17pm --------------------  Sig by LOM Thanks!!  Sig by Pezking Thanks your awesome! |
|
|
|
Posts in this topic
dienamic The Furry Menace 04/15/06 1:01pm
FeezyWeezy As I go to Finland on holidays alot, with my dad t... 04/15/06 1:19pm dienamic haha way funny, I think I went pee in my pants. :P 04/15/06 1:22pm <Dolphin>*Girl* omg...... ;) 04/15/06 1:27pm dienamic during my research on these smart creatures, I fou... 04/15/06 1:35pm FeezyWeezy http://www.lethalpenguin.net/games/index.php?serie... 04/15/06 1:44pm dienamic lol..... 04/15/06 1:57pm
Mr.Scruff that first picture is TERRIBLE feezy ha 04/15/06 4:20pm banno22 that picture is disgusting for me but people do wh... 04/16/06 6:46am |
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
|
Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: 05/04/26 8:12pm |
Invision Power Board
© 2026 IPS, Inc.