The Furry Menace Options

[dienamic]

I had quite an enlightning conversation with my Finland freinds last night. It seems that there is a terror that the rest of the world had no clue existed.

The menace is penquins!



From what I gather these little criminals molest garden noems that really seem to bother the residents of this country. So much so that you can accually buy replacement noems by the dozen.

So what do they do in retaliation? They purchase baseball bats and beat down the little noem terrorist. From what I gather, not to death...oh no, just to knock them out. You see the folks over there do not waste anything so this bashing is a process.

1) Knock out said noem molester with the bat of your choice.....

2) While still fresh and most certainly still alive, use them for curling and or rugby....

3) Next, "by now these little guys are in most cases...dead" are skinned for fancy belt, boots and sexy underware.

4) Finally, the remaining meat and bones are devoured in a variety of ways such as...

penquiny frickasy, penquin ribs , rice-0-penquin , penquin pie , and penquin on a half beak

I am still a bit shocked, but feel a little more informed.



This post has been edited by dienamic: 04/15/06 1:02pm

[dienamic]

lol.....



This post has been edited by dienamic: 04/15/06 1:58pm