Open letter to "TCO-lahqeesha" Options

[pezking]

Dear BITCHES, you are beyond cool.... words can not describe it. If only I could hold my head up high and be like you.... I'm privelaged to be in your graces.

Someone else please post the next line, I'm in awe of the completeness of what BITCHES presents.

Really though, it's a pass along letter.

[|$aucy|]

I take exception to a few key aspects of Chairwoman Bitches's litanies. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, no one has a higher opinion of Chairwoman Bitches than I, and I think Chairwoman Bitches's an anal-retentive, rotten buffoon. But it gets worse than that. Okay, then, let's move onto the really good part of this letter, the part in which I get to tell you that it would be wrong to imply that she is involved in some kind of conspiracy to add insult to injury. It would be wrong because her equivocations are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but if you think that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders", then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what Chairwoman Bitches wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance, such as that a colleague recently informed me that a bunch of dotty dingbats and others in Chairwoman Bitches's amen corner are about to skewer me over a pit barbecue. I have no reason to doubt that story because some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that Chairwoman Bitches is secretly scheming to promote, foster, and institute nonrepresentationalism. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that it's really a tragedy that her goal in life is apparently to make our lives miserable. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that it's incoherent for Chairwoman Bitches to tour the country promoting vicious sesquipedalianism in lectures and radio talk show interviews. Or perhaps I should say, it's mawkish. Please, please, please help me ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. Without your help, Chairwoman Bitches will unquestionably leave us in the lurch. To end this letter, I would like to make a bet with Chairwoman Bitches. I will gladly give her a day's salary if she can prove that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and illiberal big-mouths, as she insists. If Chairwoman Bitches is unable to prove that, then her end of the bargain is to step aside while I raise several issues about her brown-nosing, asinine analects that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic. So, do we have a bet, Chairwoman Bitches?