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| Spartan |
 01/07/07 10:27am
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 Major  Group: Forum Member Posts: 668 Joined: January 19th 2006 From: Miami, Florida Member No.: 1545 Xfire: Cknife187  |
happy reading Ill be waiting for the "LOL"s....
 How to impress a woman... wine her dine her call her hug her hold her surprise her compliment her smile at her laugh with her cry with her cuddle her shop with her give her jewellery buy her flowers hold her hand write love letters to her write poetry for her go to the ends of the earth and back for her How to impress a man... show up naked bring beer  This is Why yelling at a Man wont work! What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $3.99 a minute. This post has been edited by Spartan: 01/07/07 10:28am --------------------  "Wars come and go, But my soldiers they stay eternal" - Tupac Shakur  |
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| Barkmann |
01/07/07 3:56pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1034 Joined: December 1st 2006 From: Toronto/Canada Member No.: 2291 Xfire: barkmann77 |
damn only 3.99 whats the number? lol
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