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[blk96gt]

Jokes should go in the Misc/Off Topic section, not the Opera. That is all.

[)--S@B0T-->]

What is wrong with still using this forum for what it originally was for?

Absolutely nothing at all. But, it wasn't being used, except to house some "history", so a few peeps started posting other threads here to use the space....sorry for the confusion and I am glad we have it all worked out now. Again, I apologize for being the straw that broke the virtual camels back, as it were.

Now, with that said I think we should move all the humorous, current, posts out of this sacred place. I have summoned a Shaman Priest to come in and heal the damage done, to ward off the evil spirits of current events and to forever sanctify this place as Holy Ground. I also called in a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a Muslim Cleric, a Buddhist, and two Hare Krishna followers, one to oversee the exorcism and the other to hand out flowers and ask for donations, just in case the Shaman might have missed something. I didn't invite any Mormons as we all know how badly that has gone in the past. (no intent to offend here) With that, I hope you can forgive my trespasses here and I shall not return to darken the doorstep of this hallowed thread we call the Opera.

Everyone please join the incantation to finalize the ceremony.

"Rest, Oh ye spirits of the unmoving and unwilling to change. Keep thy self rigid and steadfast in thy manner and unmoving in thy minds. Remain as statues, unyielding in presence of the changing winds and tides. We ask the mighty gaming Gods to keep and hold this place as sacred sanctuary preserving the writings of our forefathers, so they may receive unto them the word of {MOB}. Cast out the demon soldiers and condemn their souls to burn, eternal, for their unholy writings of humor. Be gone! Be gone, you demons! We cast you out! Go now, to be forever imprisoned to Miscellaneous/Off Topic where thou shalt be judged according to the testaments of {MOB}. We cast you out in the name of the monitor, the keyboard and the holy mouse, forevermore, amen!"

Go now and may peace be with you as you walk upon this cleansed ground. It is written!




This post has been edited by )--S@B0T-->: 02/15/07 10:28am

[Old Man Mike]

What is wrong with still using this forum for what it originally was for?

Be gone! Be gone, you demons! We cast you out! Go now, to be forever imprisoned to Miscellaneous/Off Topic where thou shalt be judged according to the testaments of {MOB}. We cast you out in the name of the monitor, the keyboard and the holy mouse, forevermore, amen!"

It is written and so shall it be done....

Old Man Mike