THIS FORUM IS NOT FOR JOKES

THIS FORUM IS NOT FOR JOKES, please read the pinned message at the top...

blk96gt	02/14/07 1:34pm Post #1
Colonel Group: {MOB} Posts: 1244 Joined: November 1st 2004 From: Nacogdoches, Texas Member No.: 948 Xfire: blk96gt	Jokes should go in the Misc/Off Topic section, not the Opera. That is all. -------------------- Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that.

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)--S@B0T-->	02/15/07 9:30am Post #2
Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 1567 Joined: March 8th 2006 Member No.: 1631	What is wrong with still using this forum for what it originally was for? Absolutely nothing at all. But, it wasn't being used, except to house some "history", so a few peeps started posting other threads here to use the space....sorry for the confusion and I am glad we have it all worked out now. Again, I apologize for being the straw that broke the virtual camels back, as it were. Now, with that said I think we should move all the humorous, current, posts out of this sacred place. I have summoned a Shaman Priest to come in and heal the damage done, to ward off the evil spirits of current events and to forever sanctify this place as Holy Ground. I also called in a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a Muslim Cleric, a Buddhist, and two Hare Krishna followers, one to oversee the exorcism and the other to hand out flowers and ask for donations, just in case the Shaman might have missed something. I didn't invite any Mormons as we all know how badly that has gone in the past. (no intent to offend here) With that, I hope you can forgive my trespasses here and I shall not return to darken the doorstep of this hallowed thread we call the Opera. Everyone please join the incantation to finalize the ceremony. "Rest, Oh ye spirits of the unmoving and unwilling to change. Keep thy self rigid and steadfast in thy manner and unmoving in thy minds. Remain as statues, unyielding in presence of the changing winds and tides. We ask the mighty gaming Gods to keep and hold this place as sacred sanctuary preserving the writings of our forefathers, so they may receive unto them the word of {MOB}. Cast out the demon soldiers and condemn their souls to burn, eternal, for their unholy writings of humor. Be gone! Be gone, you demons! We cast you out! Go now, to be forever imprisoned to Miscellaneous/Off Topic where thou shalt be judged according to the testaments of {MOB}. We cast you out in the name of the monitor, the keyboard and the holy mouse, forevermore, amen!" Go now and may peace be with you as you walk upon this cleansed ground. It is written! This post has been edited by )--S@B0T-->: 02/15/07 10:28am

Old Man Mike	02/15/07 1:32pm Post #3
Admin Group: {MOB} Posts: 1711 Joined: October 4th 2005 From: Huntertown, IN Member No.: 1372 Xfire: mwcook	QUOTE()--S@B0T--> @ 02/15/07 9:30am) What is wrong with still using this forum for what it originally was for? Be gone! Be gone, you demons! We cast you out! Go now, to be forever imprisoned to Miscellaneous/Off Topic where thou shalt be judged according to the testaments of {MOB}. We cast you out in the name of the monitor, the keyboard and the holy mouse, forevermore, amen!" It is written and so shall it be done.... Old Man Mike

Ghost Child	02/18/07 6:44pm Post #4
First Lieutenant Group: {MOB} Posts: 190 Joined: November 8th 2005 From: Indiana Member No.: 1416 Xfire: ghostchild1	QUOTE(Old Man Mike @ 02/15/07 1:32pm) QUOTE()--S@B0T--> @ 02/15/07 9:30am) What is wrong with still using this forum for what it originally was for? Be gone! Be gone, you demons! We cast you out! Go now, to be forever imprisoned to Miscellaneous/Off Topic where thou shalt be judged according to the testaments of {MOB}. We cast you out in the name of the monitor, the keyboard and the holy mouse, forevermore, amen!" It is written and so shall it be done.... Old Man Mike Can't we all just -[ joke around once in a while?]- get along? --------------------

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blk96gt THIS FORUM IS NOT FOR JOKES 02/14/07 1:34pm

Bargod LOL! Good one! 02/14/07 2:20pm

)--S@B0T--> I read the pinned section and now I would like to ... 02/14/07 2:42pm

blk96gt The whole purpose of this section is for the drama... 02/14/07 2:49pm

M@ster of Dis@ster BSS is, like, so totally uncool! 02/14/07 3:21pm

Crazy Canuck i say its much healthier to use this for jokes and... 02/14/07 3:40pm

)--S@B0T--> i say its much healthier to use this for jokes an... 02/14/07 4:46pm

M@ster of Dis@ster :giv :bs :fag :withstupid: :smiliegojerkit: :... 02/14/07 4:55pm

MyWifesMule kOOL AID ANYONE. 02/14/07 4:15pm

Canadian Viper This post is in the wrong forum, please move to in... 02/14/07 4:17pm

)--S@B0T--> Well, I must say that I mis-understood what this f... 02/14/07 4:34pm

realdeal Well, I must say that I mis-understood what this ... 02/14/07 6:26pm

|$aucy| What BLK is saying is that There is already a foru... 02/14/07 5:25pm

Major.Pain So you guys actually enjoy the banter between MOB ... 02/14/07 6:02pm

blk96gt So you guys actually enjoy the banter between MOB... 02/14/07 8:13pm

*Triggahappy13* Jokes should go in the Misc/Off Topic section, no... 02/14/07 6:35pm

)--S@B0T--> I can certainly respect that. How about moving al... 02/14/07 8:39pm

blk96gt What is wrong with still using this forum for what... 02/14/07 11:02pm

flatliner My bad. 02/14/07 11:08pm

blk96gt Next time it happens you will be stripped naked an... 02/14/07 11:23pm

flatliner I am always naked, and half flogged all the time ... 02/14/07 11:35pm

Crazy Canuck well i can understand your desire to keep this thr... 02/15/07 1:33am

blk96gt I blame Canada. 02/15/07 1:34am

some_help For the love of Molson Canadian, saturday night ho... 02/15/07 1:56am

Bargod For the love of Molson Canadian, saturday night ho... 02/15/07 4:05am

T/A6Pak I blame Cross of Iron!!!!! Cr... 02/15/07 7:14am

Genocide Junkie I am the father of Anna Nicoles Baby.... oh wait..... 02/15/07 9:17am

)--S@B0T--> What is wrong with still using this forum for what... 02/15/07 9:30am

Old Man Mike [color=#FFCC66]What is wrong with still using thi... 02/15/07 1:32pm

Ghost Child [quote name=')--S@B0T--... 02/18/07 6:44pm

Major.Pain What he said. -Pain 02/15/07 10:44am

Crazy Canuck i'd lmao but in fear of giving Canada a bad na... 02/15/07 12:49pm

)--S@B0T--> LOL! Thanks Mike!! :) 02/15/07 1:50pm

MyWifesMule http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/MyWifesMule/... 02/15/07 2:06pm

Krazed umm wow how did we get to blame canada theres hot ... 02/15/07 3:06pm

Spartan The reason why this forum is no longer used for i... 03/05/07 7:44pm

blk96gt Why is It That You randomly capitalize the first l... 03/05/07 7:54pm

Spartan Its kinda a strange thing I do. I did Read Your po... 03/05/07 7:56pm

Major.Pain Its kinda a strange thing I do. I did Read Your p... 03/06/07 12:54am

blk96gt Awesome. 03/06/07 4:44am

realdeal ;) 03/06/07 8:24am

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