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[[TtS]Col.Mustard[BGen]]

Hey guys, my name is [TtS]Col.Mustard[BGen] but you guys can go ahead and just call me Mustard. I used to be in a clan called APG, but it was poorly run and no one was serious. So, a few of the guys and I split off and made our own clan. I've been following the OGL ladder and you guys look amazing. You're only loss was to the #1 team and they barley got you. I come here asking for alliance, but more than that, guidance. We are a new clan, and we want to improve. Im hoping we can become familiar with you. If you're intersted. I'd like to set up scrimmages in your free time. Please contact me at Whitey2260@msn.com. Thank you for your time.

Mustard

[Cold_Beer]

OK, I will try to stay 'on topic'.

(1) Ep, cuz, for crying out loud, allow yourself to live a little, nobody buys that uptight b.s. image you portray. This is for fun. If you want to be serious put on that Air Force uniform and go find someone to pull rank on for not edge dressings their boots or some crap. <Ep <Cold_Beer

(2) Panzer, the 'regulars' will crush Mustard and his boys. He should start lower on the feeding chain, so as not to give him a feeling of doom and disgust, which would cause him to prematurely disband his clan and sell his computer on ebay. (Mustard, I'm jus' jokin', I'm not being serious).

(3) Panzer, again you have made sexual advances towards me. I say again, I like pussy, I will never turn gay for you. JP is your only chance for that, he is the only man in existence that could make a Pabst post into a gay rights statement. He is outta the closest and waiting for you with open arms.

Ok, with those 'on topic' issues addressed, I have a statement to make.

If the posts were not read and responded to by folks, then each thread would only be 2 or 3 entries long,.....boring. The more input you put into the forums, regardless of the topic, the more interest and communication will be generated. If the post has no interest to you, or you don't care for the 'off topic' direction it has taken, don't read it and post on it.

Relax and enjoy this poetry. And feel free to retort,....You fuck'n retards.

Ep, feel free to cut and paste this as a quote for your retort.