Golf book by Major Abuse, 20 Chapter's to a better golf game Options

[Abuse]

My Dear Friends:

• Many of you may not know it, but i have been very busy over the last couple of years puttiing my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I have finally finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that i have gained through my years of experience.

Chapter 1- How to properly line up your forth putt

Chapter 2- How to hit a dunlap from the rough when you hit a titleist from the tee

Chapter 3- How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker

Chapter 4- How to get more distance off the shank

Chapter 5- When to give the ranger the finger

Chapter 6- Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings

Chapter 7- When to implement handicap management

Chapter 8- Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 AM

Chapter 9- How to rationalize a 6 hour round

Chapter 10- How to turn your 500 dollar driver into a 20 dollar fishing pole

Chapter 11- How to find that ball that everyone else saw go into the water

Chapter 12- Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th

Chapter 13- How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee

Chapter 14- How to let a foursome play through a twosome

Chapter 15- When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent

Chapter 16- God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt

Chapter 17- When to re-grip your ball retriever

Chapter 18- Can you purchase a better golf game?

Chapter 19- Rules interpretation: "Loss of ball is penalty enough."

Chapter 20- Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3.00 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender

You can purchase a copy for only 169.95. Hurry while supplies last. Regards Major Abuse

[T/A6Pak]

LOL- Kind of reminds me of a ball and chain tournament a bunch of us were in. Started the tournament with long islands at 7:00 am; 8:00 still drinking long islands and all using the same club so we didn't have to search through the bad to find another one. By the fourth hole we were throwing the golf balls to the green after locking some guy in the john with our cart (almost knocked it over) lmao. By the ninth hole we were driving around stealing other golfers balls.

Apparently we did 18 holes, but none of us remember how we got back to the clubhouse or where our golf cart or clubs were.... I have to dig up those old pics..LMAO: You all know the red, glassey, bloodshot eye pics...haha

Just one of those golf days.