Installing Husband 1.0, Tech Support Options

[Abuse]

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install Guilt 3.0 update. If that applacation works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your systems resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[GIJOE]

Watch out... the only fix for all those crashing systems is DIVORCE 5.7... it will leave you penniless and with NO Operating System at all....

[Capt. Andtennille]

Watch out... the only fix for all those crashing systems is DIVORCE 5.7... it will leave you penniless and with NO Operating System at all....

True, but it's well worth it, because you can then install YOUNG GIRLFRIEND7.1; YOUNG GIRLFRIEND 7.2 and YOUNG GIRLFRIEND 8.0 beta. When you have any of the WIFE SUITE of software installed, you can only run the YOUNG GIRLFRIEND software in the background. Once the WIFE SUITE is removed by running DIVORCE 5.7, you can run multiple versions of YOUNG GIRLFRIEND in the foreground. If you're really lucky, you might even be able to run a few in the same window *. You must be careful not to inadvertantly install JADED B*TCH while you're attempting to install any of the YOUNG GIRLFRIEND apps.



*Note that some older versions of hardware may not support running multiple versions of YOUNG GIRLFRIEND in the same window.