Installing Husband 1.0, Tech Support Options

[Abuse]

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed, Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install Guilt 3.0 update. If that applacation works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all of your systems resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[paw]

I am having similar problems. I had boyfriend 5.0 but I had upgraded with Cooking 9.1 and Cleaning 4.3 wich was the best combination, but I made the mistake of downloading Baby 1.0 and so the Romance download descided to crash totally.



Then I made anoher mistake of down loading Baby 2.0 but the Romance download was still very intermittent. So I the upgraded to Husband 1.0 which was recommended by friend, but to no avail. This also downloaded unwanted programmes like Fishing 6.7 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



But the worst programme that was also downloaded was MOB 1.0 and 2.0 which means that Husband 1.0 only seems to want to work from about 1pmGBT to 7amGBT with intermittent Grunt Communication Programmme7.6.



So if anyone has any ideas please help as tearing hair out now.

[Capt. Andtennille]

I am having similar problems. I had boyfriend 5.0 but I had upgraded with Cooking 9.1 and Cleaning 4.3 wich was the best combination, but I made the mistake of downloading Baby 1.0 and so the Romance download descided to crash totally.



Then I made anoher mistake of down loading Baby 2.0 but the Romance download was still very intermittent. So I the upgraded to Husband 1.0 which was recommended by friend, but to no avail. This also downloaded unwanted programmes like Fishing 6.7 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



But the worst programme that was also downloaded was MOB 1.0 and 2.0 which means that Husband 1.0 only seems to want to work from about 1pmGBT to 7amGBT with intermittent Grunt Communication Programmme7.6.



So if anyone has any ideas please help as tearing hair out now.

PM me a photo. Perhaps I can give you a pirated copy of Capt. Andtennille 8.2, complete with the Muskrat Love GUI interface. LOL