 Nothing is going to be a daddy!!!, The wife is prego |
| Nothing |
 07/09/07 8:50am
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1271 Joined: July 25th 2005 From: Chicago, IL. Member No.: 1272  |
Hey Guys and Gals,
Just found out last Thursday that My Wife is pregnant! This is our first child. My Parents are now waiting for their first Grandchild and My Wife's Parents are waiting on thier second. This is a very happy time in our family. It so weird to think we are having a baby. Now the countdown begins! --------------------  |
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| Cpt. Snot Rocket |
07/09/07 3:28pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Posts: 1304 Joined: February 26th 2006 From: South Bend, IN Member No.: 1615 |
Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now. Doctor: Who has? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is? Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing. Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh? Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing! Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic. Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing! Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please? Woman: Nothing! Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from.... Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing! Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you? Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now? Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless? Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING! Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless... Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him. Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'. This post has been edited by Cpt. Snot Rocket: 07/09/07 4:04pm --------------------  "The most terrifying words in the English language are; I'm from the government and I'm here to help." – Ronald Reagan |
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07/09/07 3:41pm
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 Major Group: {MOB} Posts: 607 Joined: December 7th 2006 From: Carrollton, Georgia Member No.: 2357 |
[quote name='Cpt. Snot Rocket' date='07/09/07 4:28pm' post='154127'] Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now. Doctor: Who has? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is? Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing. Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh? Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing! Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic. Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing! Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please? Woman: Nothing! Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from.... Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing! Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you? Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now? Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there? Woman: Nothing. Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless? Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING! Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless... Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him. Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'. [/quote  |
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Nothing Nothing is going to be a daddy!!! 07/09/07 8:50am
Abuse Congrats Nothing, becoming a father is awesome. No... 07/09/07 9:02am Nc. Congrats man!
You know you wanna name it NC. ... 07/09/07 9:09am flatliner Nothing my friend, we need to talk. Life as you ... 07/09/07 9:53am shazbot Congrats Nothing - if that is your real name. Fath... 07/09/07 10:05am T/A6Pak Lou,
Congrats on the great news, I'm sure tha... 07/09/07 10:06am
flatliner
Lou,
Congrats on the great news, I'm sure th... 07/09/07 3:30pm steel Awwww, you're going to have a little nothing. ... 07/09/07 11:06am Genocide Junkie This just begs for bad humor.... I shall refrain..... 07/09/07 11:19am The-Blind-Norwegian Congrats Not'n!
No blanks this time - lol
... 07/09/07 1:05pm pezking congrats man... lil'sniper. 07/09/07 2:48pm maester Congrats hope all goes well 07/09/07 3:20pm THE Mechanic :withstupid: ........ :hysterical: ......I wish yo... 07/09/07 8:53pm Meowman Congrats buddy! I wish you the best of luck. 07/09/07 10:12pm Wino Ph.D. Congrats Nothing! 07/09/07 10:21pm Old Man Mike After reading Snot Rocket's post,
There's... 07/10/07 12:37am Cross of Iron Congrats buddy..... 07/10/07 9:59am MyWifesMule Congrats Nothing.
I'm sure you'll do just... 07/10/07 10:41am Rommel Congrats Nothing,
http://www.mistressdestiny.com/... 07/14/07 5:59pm Hellfighter I'm not around much as you noticed, so here... 07/24/07 10:43pm flatliner by now he s up to his elbows in poop!!... 07/24/07 11:26pm Clancey Congratulations to you and your wife :beer: 07/24/07 11:52pm Nothing Thanks Everyone!
My wife and I went the the d... 07/25/07 9:08am flatliner forgot she was just preggers....
you are up to yo... 07/25/07 9:54am |
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