Ever wonder Why ?, Islamist terrorists kill them selves. Options

[THE Mechanic]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. .. .
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No Gumbo
No jambalaya
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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[color="#000000"]Know you know..."T.M."

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I loved it. I don't think you have too many suicide bombing islamic extremists visiting your forums anyway. And if you did, who cares if they get offended. I'm tired of society so worried about offending the people that hate and want to kill us because we're not like them. Blurg.

You heard that story about the two Iraqis that brought their families to America? The fathers bet each other that they could Americanize faster that the other in one year's time. So a year goes bye and they run into each other at a 7-11 one day. The one says to the other, "look, I'm buying Budweiser to drink at my son's baseball game and then I'm going to watch some football on television... I believe I've completely Americanized!" The other guy looks at him and says "Fuck you towelhead!" -nuff sed