| UNDEAD 1 |
03/16/08 8:20pm
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Major General ![]() Group: {MOB} Posts: 2753 Joined: January 17th 2006 Member No.: 1540 Xfire: UNDEADJAMES |
You know you're a Floridian if....
> > .. Socks are only for bowling. > > ..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. > > ..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. > > ..Your winter coat is made of denim. > > ..You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. > > ..You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. > > ..Anything under 70 is chilly. > > .You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. > > ..You could swim before you could read. &g t; > ..You have to drive north to get to The South. > > ..You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. > > ..Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. > > ..Halloween costumes are too hot to trick or treat in. > > ..You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. > > ..You dread love bug season. > > ..You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne. > > ..You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. > > > ..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. > > ..You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't. > > ..'Down South' means Key West > > ..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York > . > > ..Flip-flops are everyday wear. > > ..Shoes are for business meetings and church, > > ..but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before. > > ..Sweet tea can be served at any meal. > > ..An alligator once walk ed through your neighborhood. > > ..You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida > > ..You measure distance in minutes. > > ..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. > > ..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. > > ..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. > > . .You think every one from a bigger city has a northern accent. > > ..You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer > > ..It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, 'What kinda coke you want?' > > ..Anything under 95 is just warm. > > ..You've hosted a hurricane party. > > ..You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. ( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!) > > ..You unders tand the futility of exterminating cockroaches. > > ..You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee > > ..You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself. > > ..Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag. > > ..You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools. > > ..You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. > > ..You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. > > ..You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '. > > ..You not only forward this but you understand it!! This post has been edited by UNDEAD 1: 03/16/08 8:22pm -------------------- ![]() |
Hellfighter So you're saying Florida is a bit too hot now ... 03/19/08 12:55pm
UNDEAD 1 no,just a bit laid back.i honestly only own flops.... 03/19/08 10:46pm![]() ![]() |
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