 Tequila, The fine Columbian |
| Shred |
 04/09/08 12:23am
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: Forum Member Posts: 317 Joined: February 26th 2008 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 7020 Xfire: shredandburn  |
I may need Bargod to chime in on this (and possibly Blk)
I've been drinkin Cuervo since I'm knee high to a dog turd. Whats with all these new young bartenders tryin to sell me "smoother" tequuila. Listen son. I don't drink tequila (or any alcohol) because its smooth. I have a penis. Better check and see if you have one. I understand Chicks need Margaritas. Fuck they already ruined the Martini. Gonna let them tak the Margarita too? Hell no. Over my inebriated body. Men drink Cuervo. If its smooth its not Tequila. Yes, I understand that Patron is smooth. Thats why nobody wastes it on a frickrn Margarita! Bar, help me please.  --------------------  BLAM! Clan - Often inebriated, Rarely incarcerated |
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| HammaTime |
04/09/08 7:37am
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 Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 2008 Joined: November 17th 2005 From: Maine, USA Member No.: 1428 |
C'mon, Shred! For a late-night, tequila-soaked thread, this is mighty, mighty tame.
We need Bargod to illustrate the proper way to write a drunken post. But, let me shift to beer for a moment. Shred, have you tried Allagash Curieux? http://www.allagash.com/curieux.htm Hard to spell, but damn, that stuff rocks! I think your penis would like it as well! LOL! |
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Shred Tequila 04/09/08 12:23am
Shred Haaaa
ok I had a litlle buzz.
But dude, this guy... 04/09/08 9:42am Shred Curieax?
No but I've had the Allagash white.
... 04/09/08 10:03am UNDEAD 1 its the swagger in ordering it ,i think. alot of p... 04/09/08 10:27am Blitz Just drink Mezcal.... Monte Alban and eat the worm... 04/09/08 5:27pm Bargod Cuervo isn't really tequila. But I get your p... 04/09/08 7:45pm UNDEAD 1 yeah ,i agree.a girlfriend of mines father is a se... 04/09/08 10:27pm Shred Oh dude.
I have hurled on sambucca. Never again. 04/10/08 6:52pm |$aucy| Haha. THe first time that I ever vomited from alco... 04/11/08 1:15am
UNDEAD 1 honestly,from a bartender.it was 14 years ago and ... 04/12/08 10:06am |
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