Tequila, The fine Columbian Options

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I may need Bargod to chime in on this (and possibly Blk)



I've been drinkin Cuervo since I'm knee high to a dog turd.



Whats with all these new young bartenders tryin to sell me "smoother" tequuila.

Listen son. I don't drink tequila (or any alcohol) because its smooth. I have a penis. Better check and see if you have one.



I understand Chicks need Margaritas. Fuck they already ruined the Martini. Gonna let them tak the Margarita too?



Hell no. Over my inebriated body. Men drink Cuervo. If its smooth its not Tequila.



Yes, I understand that Patron is smooth. Thats why nobody wastes it on a frickrn Margarita!

Bar, help me please.

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its the swagger in ordering it ,i think. alot of people now are shying away from a dark tequila ,so alot of people want patron silver. the idiot who was serving you doesnt realize that in the last 5 years people know the patron name better than cuervo.if you talk to someone who really knows tequilas (theres a few out there) they will tell you yes patron tastes a bit smoother but its still crap,the only difference in my bar is price IMO $4.50 shot of c $8.50 shot of patron .i believe the agave plant is getting harder to produce ,so the quality of tequilas are getting worse so youll pay for quality.





go buy 2 bottles of rail dark tequila ,pour into a glass container .add 3 peeled prickly pears and let it soak for 3 days.itll prevent hangovers and make the best marg ever ,had 4 last nite.