 Tequila, The fine Columbian |
| Shred |
 04/09/08 12:23am
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: Forum Member Posts: 317 Joined: February 26th 2008 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 7020 Xfire: shredandburn  |
I may need Bargod to chime in on this (and possibly Blk)
I've been drinkin Cuervo since I'm knee high to a dog turd. Whats with all these new young bartenders tryin to sell me "smoother" tequuila. Listen son. I don't drink tequila (or any alcohol) because its smooth. I have a penis. Better check and see if you have one. I understand Chicks need Margaritas. Fuck they already ruined the Martini. Gonna let them tak the Margarita too? Hell no. Over my inebriated body. Men drink Cuervo. If its smooth its not Tequila. Yes, I understand that Patron is smooth. Thats why nobody wastes it on a frickrn Margarita! Bar, help me please.  --------------------  BLAM! Clan - Often inebriated, Rarely incarcerated |
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| Blitz |
04/09/08 5:27pm
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 Second Lieutenant  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 432 Joined: November 22nd 2006 Member No.: 2214 Xfire: e5i50blitz |
Just drink Mezcal.... Monte Alban and eat the worm you sissy...
Although not a true tekillya the effects are much the same There are 2 kinds of people in this world people who drink tequila and people who USED to drink tequila! Put me in the latter category. It's all about the burbon. Bookers, Makers mark, Basil Hayden, Bullet, Knob creek, Evan Willams, Woodford and my old buddy Jim Beam......  |
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Shred Tequila 04/09/08 12:23am
HammaTime C'mon, Shred! For a late-night, tequila-so... 04/09/08 7:37am Shred Haaaa
ok I had a litlle buzz.
But dude, this guy... 04/09/08 9:42am Shred Curieax?
No but I've had the Allagash white.
... 04/09/08 10:03am UNDEAD 1 its the swagger in ordering it ,i think. alot of p... 04/09/08 10:27am Bargod Cuervo isn't really tequila. But I get your p... 04/09/08 7:45pm UNDEAD 1 yeah ,i agree.a girlfriend of mines father is a se... 04/09/08 10:27pm Shred Oh dude.
I have hurled on sambucca. Never again. 04/10/08 6:52pm |$aucy| Haha. THe first time that I ever vomited from alco... 04/11/08 1:15am
UNDEAD 1 honestly,from a bartender.it was 14 years ago and ... 04/12/08 10:06am |
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