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post 04/09/08 12:23am
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I may need Bargod to chime in on this (and possibly Blk)



I've been drinkin Cuervo since I'm knee high to a dog turd.



Whats with all these new young bartenders tryin to sell me "smoother" tequuila.

Listen son. I don't drink tequila (or any alcohol) because its smooth. I have a penis. Better check and see if you have one.



I understand Chicks need Margaritas. Fuck they already ruined the Martini. Gonna let them tak the Margarita too?



Hell no. Over my inebriated body. Men drink Cuervo. If its smooth its not Tequila.



Yes, I understand that Patron is smooth. Thats why nobody wastes it on a frickrn Margarita!

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post 04/09/08 10:27pm
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yeah ,i agree.a girlfriend of mines father is a serious teq drinker and imports all different exotic real teqs and it costs alot. he talks alot about it but i dont listen,lol! honestly teq and sambuca are the two liqours i honestly cannot stand.teq in a marg im cool with but straight,brrrhhhgntt! sambucca ,if i even open the bottle i want to hurle.



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