funny but true Options

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http://msunderestimated.com/SNLBailoutSkit.wmv

SNL did a "Bailout" skit, which has created some rather awkward problems for NBC. They spiked the video and tried to shut it down on the Internet. But aha, there's still some sites that have it.

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LMAO......

ON another topic..... THe government passed the SCHIP bill.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/children_s_health

Next stop socialized medicine..... We are doing great in what is already government controlled (medicare, medicade and social security) Those systems are flush with monies and cause no drain on the private sector that lags so far behind.

I mean Canada and the UK have great systems.
http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.a...299282509335931


On the Positive side we are closer to a 900 Billion government pork / re-election / power grab bill.

Yes...Yes.... It's all about jobs.... Even though the CBO indicates that only little monies will be spent within the first year to help the unemployeed.

Supposedly it will create 4 million jobs. (on the high estimate) 1.5 million on the low estimate....

Lets have some math fun shall we.... (we will use 3 million jobs for this excercise)

900,000,000,000 / 3,000,000 = $300,000 spent per job
$300,000 / 6 years = $60,000 ( you could pay 3.5 million people 60,000 per year for 6 years...WOW)

900,000,000,000 / 140,000,000 (total taxpyers) = $6,428.57 is you total liability in the 900 billion (why not send the money to you to stimulate the economy.

900,000,000,000 / 95,000,000 (people who actually pay federal taxes ) = $9,473.68 (your real debt because 45 million people already pay no federal taxes.)

900,000,000,000 / $100,000 = 9,000,000 ( number of people who could recieve a check of $100,000 with the "stimulus" monies)

140,000,000 (people) / 9,000,000 ( # of $100,000 check recieptients) = 6.4% of all taxpayers would recieve a $100,000 check, tax free no less!

Math sure is fun..... Stimulating Even....

Have some fun with this and play at home!

The gov't is a monoply, and they are illegal because they have no incentives to get better and only demand higher pay for poorer service. The Gov't should have no buisness in the private sector.

Please... Anyone... Name (1) government run program / service that provides higher quality at a lower cost than the private sector?

Lower cost would = efficient use of monies not 10% growth in cost for 2% growth in services.
Are any budgets in decline?.... Well the military will most likely be... besides that?