Johnzillah & Cold Beer, A True Story, on the job... Options

[Kirby]

THIS IS A TRUE STORY....

One day in the deep south a dumb hillbilly called the local police force.
" Hello is dis da poolice? "
" Yep came the reply, what does ya want "
" I'm calling about my neighbour Jethro, he all hiding marijuna in his firewood"
" Thankya very much for da call sir " (came the reply)
The dispatcher send Johnzillah and Cold Beer to Jethro's house.
They searched his shed where the firewood was kept
Using axes John & Cold busted up every piece of firewood but found no marijuna.
They swore at Jethro and then left.
The next day the phone rang at Jethros house, it was the dumb hillbilly.
" Hey Jethro, did da poolice come to yur house? "
" Yep "
" Did day chop your firewood "
" Yep "
" Happy birthday buddy "

[Wassy]