CANADIANS IN HELL, READ THIS Options

[KingCobra]

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas,mittens and toques worming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them "what are you doing? Isn't it hot enought for ya?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know we're from Canada the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh"
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat .
The next morrning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas toques and mittens. The devil ask them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you giys feel it ?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well like we told you yesterday we're from Canada, the land of snow,ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks up the heat as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and fines them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know we don't get too much worm weather up there in Toronto so we've just have to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS NICE
The devil is absolutely furious,he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all there lives. The devil decides to turn allthe heat off in hell.
The next morning the temperature is below zero,icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail,moan and gnash their teeth
The devil smilesand heads for the room with the two Canadians. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas toques and mittens. NOW thery are jumping up and down ,cheering,yelling and screaming like mad men !!!
The devil is dumbfounded "I don't understand when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?????"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise,"Well don't you know? IF HELL FREEZES OVER, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanly Cup.

hope you all like it LOL

[KingCobra]

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