The difference between Americans, Canadians,, British (poms) and aussies Options

[Shifty]

Aussies:
Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.

Canadians:
Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.

Americans:
Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.

Brits:
Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.


Aussies:
Believe you should look out for your mates.

Brits:
Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.

Americans:
Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.

Canadians:
Believe that that's the government's job.


Aussies:
Are extremely patriotic to their beer.

Americans:
Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.

Canadians:
Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.

Brits:
Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.


Americans:
Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.

Canadians:
Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.

Brits:
Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.

Aussies:
Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.


Americans:
Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.

Brits:
Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.

Canadians:
Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.

Aussies:
Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.


Americans:
Spell words differently, but still call it "English".

Brits:
Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".

Canadians:
Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.

Aussies:
Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.


Brits:
Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

Aussies:
Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

Americans:
Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Canadians:
Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.


Americans:
Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.

Canadians:
Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.

Brits:
Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.

Aussies:
Drink anything with alcohol in it.


Americans:
Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.

Canadians:
Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.

Brits:
Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.

Aussies:
Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

[Solidrocker]