Swift Vets Options

[Druid]

Most of you already know about the swift vets and their questions/attacks on Kerry.
The most common response by the Kerry Camp is most of the swift vets didn't SERVE with Kerry because they where on other boats.

It's a funny way to get around the subject.
Here is a funny picture, which I think points out the humor.

[Blakjak]

No, no, no, I don't care if he has made it fair game and you want to pick it apart, the republicans are morons for sparring with him about the subject. You claim he avoids his senate record, which he does because frankly it's an embarassment, but provide no evidence as to why republicans don't bring it up, force it to the forefront, and use it against him. I believe this makes the republican platform weaker because they could be attacking something much more vulnerable and relevant than, as zillah so eloquently put it, "that was only 4 and a half months of his life." This debate over national security and who will protect the country in this 'new age of terror' is a load of bullshit only worsened by the fact that people firmly believe that 30 year old war records from a different era, culture, and geo-polotocal atmosphere are important. I don't give a rat's ass if kerry lied or was dishonorable, Bush is just as guilty. I'm tired of debating about why both candidates can blow me like a chinese whore but here is why I would not vote for either, after this I need to take a break:
1. Kerry is a lying sack of massachusetts monkey shit whose face is almost as shriveled and distorted as his plans for the national government. He avoids his embarrassing Senate record, but wisely throws everyone onto his 'less-worse' war record. He flip-flops more than a fish out of water, but has strangely got lungs to go with those gills and is wining in the polls?
2. Bush is a backward, legally retarded, political cowboy whose presidency has a been a real rodeo for more than a few. I know some of his policies have perplexed me more than once. His actions concerning the environment, education (which I will no longer argue about, due to the fact that I am supremely right ), gay marriage (even dick cheney is against him, who could blame him?!), stem cell research, and national security are just some of the problems. Interested in Bush and the environment- check out a segment run on PBS last night. Interested in Bush and education- email me and I'll fill you in on the inadequecies of No Child left behind, maybe with some commentary from actual teachers (there's a thought ). Interested in gay marriage- how about we keep our spiritual definitions of marriage out of the civil definiton and mind our own business. How is a gay couple's marriage going to affect me, anyone? Interested in stem cell research- how about the cure to AIDS, or cancer? Once again, I don't support either of these morons and their idiotic attempts to gratify me with their silly speeches and ambiguous plans, rather I'm merely trying to enlighten those among us who are still not sure who they should vote for.

Blah Thank god my birthday is 11/8/86 hehe. Shit I wrote a lot.