 If I were dictator..., ps. I wouldn't really do this but still. |
| Too Exclusive |
 02/27/05 12:24am
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I'm studying evolution in biology, and the basic premise for those who dont know is that the unfit die before reproductive age or are not able to reproduce leaving only the most fit to survive and pass on their fit genes. my teacher gave the example that if being bald was so hideous that you'd never get screwed, then eventually the bald gene would die off.
now here's my plan (i would never do this, but it's just stupid the fact that i even thought of it): when i'm dictator, i'm going to have what's called the looks police. they go around to every girl and decide if they're hot. if they're hot enough, then they're allowed to reproduce, if they're not, then they're not allowed to reproduce. over time what's going to happen is that all the ugly and fat bitches are going to die off to be left with only hot girls. so my great grandson x100 will be in a world filled with ONLY skinny, hot, busty chicks with nice asses. so this is for my children down the road  again, i would never really do this because everyone has the right to live and reproduce. just a thought tho |
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| Silver |
02/27/05 12:41am
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first off it would be a bitch to get laid. that means there would only be 5 women to every million. you just made homo sexuality a common thing. i would be on a raft to cuba...
second heres this....the fire company i use to belong to was involved in a rescue. the chevy engine plant was remodeling and a 2 story wass collapsed, trapping a man alive under tons of steel and concrete. for 18 hours they digged, volunteer's left there familys and lives to help another human. why would they give a fuck about a construction worker that had an accident. well a bunch of them did and found him. alive. when my friend pulled him out he said to him "thank god your alive!" he said "i dont believe in god....". never said thank you. at all...tell me this why should i care what happens to you, if your soul is not going to a higher being jesus or what not...why should i give a fuck if i fry you? i wont fry for it...but i believe in god...so i cant...that's the leader.... btw true story. and if i could make a law it would be fat people cannot wear pants below their gut..im fat and its gross, admit how fat u are and get a pair of pants that fit...and NO spandex! This post has been edited by D. Silver: 02/27/05 12:45am |
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Too Exclusive If I were dictator... 02/27/05 12:24am
Too Exclusive btw, what would u guys do if u were dictator? (and... 02/27/05 12:24am
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