If I were dictator..., ps. I wouldn't really do this but still. Options

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I'm studying evolution in biology, and the basic premise for those who dont know is that the unfit die before reproductive age or are not able to reproduce leaving only the most fit to survive and pass on their fit genes. my teacher gave the example that if being bald was so hideous that you'd never get screwed, then eventually the bald gene would die off.
now here's my plan (i would never do this, but it's just stupid the fact that i even thought of it): when i'm dictator, i'm going to have what's called the looks police. they go around to every girl and decide if they're hot. if they're hot enough, then they're allowed to reproduce, if they're not, then they're not allowed to reproduce. over time what's going to happen is that all the ugly and fat bitches are going to die off to be left with only hot girls. so my great grandson x100 will be in a world filled with ONLY skinny, hot, busty chicks with nice asses. so this is for my children down the road

again, i would never really do this because everyone has the right to live and reproduce. just a thought tho

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I know you said you'd never try this, but research something called the "Joy Division" and I'm not talking about the awesome '80's band.  The "Joy Division" was a group of what Hitler considered to be the "most" aryan of women whose sole purpose was to produce aryan babies.  It's not really a great idea, if you look at nature, because "beautiful" doesn't equal best.  Look at pure bred animals.  Sure, they look good, but they are weak compared to a good mutt.
The mutts will inherit the earth, because in a mutt comes the strong genes, and that may not be the flavor of the month when it comes to looks.

i've never heard of this Joy Division, but i have heard of Lebensborn (sp?). that was an experiment where they'd mate the most perfect aryan Germans to try to create a master race. unfortunately for the lebensborn children, they ended up being ridiculed and made fun of most of their childhood after the war. poor kids. hitler was one fucked up man. I'm a WW II buff, so most shit about WW II i'd know.
one of the lesser known men of WW II was a british Magician who became a battlefield general named Jasper Maskeline (sp?). he applied magic to the battlefield mostly during Operation Torch (north africa invasion). he proved himself by hiding a gun so well that the ppl could not find it. when they gave up and asked him where the gun was, he simply replied "you're standing on top of it"... and that proved him. if u look him up online ull find other interesting things he did.
sorry for running off on a tangnt, let's get back on topic now =)
alright honestly if i were dictator, here's what i'd do:
i'd offer equal opportunity to every single person. i'd try to create peace for all and uphold every law of the constitution to it's fullest. of course i'd have a massively powerful military, so anyone who DOESNT uphold the laws will be fucked. but otherwise, if you're a good law-abiding citizen you'll be in eutopia. drugs will be LEGAL. although driving under the influence of drugs will not be legal. i'll eliminate all depleted uranium from the US arsenal and replace it with something like lead maybe? lead is poisonous yes, but only if ingested. if you touch led you will not be harmed, only if it is ingested (on the other hand, touching DU will possibly harm you or ur unborn children). i'd unclassify all historical documents that are still classified. i'd tell the ppl the truth about the war on terrorism and i'd cut the bullshit and give the ppl their rights back. i'd give government funding for alternative energy sources. being as im an atheist, i wouldnt be very popular with the hicks down south, but i'd tell them: i dont necessarily believe there's no god, it's just my interpretation of god is much different than yours (which is true, i'll elaborate further down bellow). i'd cut back on gun control laws and i'd cut the intertwinement of government and church. i'd cut the middle-east bullshit and kill america's Big Brother. thus giving america their freedoms back. i will not be a liberal. i will not be a conservative. i will take no stance on gay marriage, but make first trimester abortions ok. i'll cut the torture bullshit and cut gonzalez, chertoff and all the other douchebags. i'll cut the tax breaks from the rich and give equal opportunity to everyone. put regulations on big business as well. i'd REPEAL the patriot act in its fullest, burn it, and burn patriot acts II and III. i'd tell everybody the truth about 9/11 and the past events of history and promise them a better world which i will deliver. i'd LEAVE social security alone. the christians may hate me. but at least with the southern hicks they'll have something to like me about: the repeal of a lot of gun control laws. so i have something that interests everyone. that's my vision.