| Maddcapp |
07/31/05 11:59pm
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Yeah, I'm turning in my {MOB} tags guys. I was never really that good at mohaa(lol), and I simply hate cod/cod uo. I am gonna go BF2 full time so to speak, and I know a lot of MOB isn't that gung ho for it.
Real, thanks for everything you have done for me during my brief stint here, you guys are all great. I didn't make much of an impression here, but at least I pissed off Too Exclusive a few times in the forums(you're MORE than welcome silver) {MOB} is a class act, something which I didn't really know earlier in my time in mohaa. Good luck in cod uo, and cod2 guys Later all Most if not all of {MOB} has seen this already, but I wanted to go ahead and post it publicly. |
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| ScarFace |
08/01/05 1:22am
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The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
P.s. Take care bro. -------------------- |
| Solidrocker |
08/01/05 1:34am
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![]() Major General ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Forum Member Posts: 1730 Joined: June 18th 2004 From: Terre Haute, Indiana Member No.: 789 Xfire: solidrocker |
QUOTE(ScarFace @ 08/01/05 1:22am) The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot. P.s. Take care bro. We should publish that shit P.S. Come back soon! -------------------- ![]() It's Okay to Die, if Your Fighting to Live. The Answer to Your Question is, Welcome to Tomarrow! |
| blk96gt |
08/01/05 1:48am
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![]() Colonel ![]() Group: {MOB} Posts: 1244 Joined: November 1st 2004 From: Nacogdoches, Texas Member No.: 948 Xfire: blk96gt |
QUOTE(Solidrocker @ 08/01/05 1:34am) It's from http://www.realultimatepower.net loser. This post has been edited by behemoth: 08/01/05 1:48am -------------------- Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that.
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Maddcapp Moving on 07/31/05 11:59pm
Mona Lisa
Goodby Maddcapp. Good luck!
ML 08/01/05 12:10am
*AtimA* wow man sad to see you go sry i dident really get ... 08/01/05 12:33am
TheGhost Take Care Madd! Sorry to see you go. You were ... 08/01/05 7:46am
Slimshady sorry to see you go. take care. Drop back some tim... 08/01/05 9:18am
Ramos Hope to play you in BF2 some day. Take care and g... 08/01/05 9:57am
*Triggahappy13* good luck on bf2 man 08/01/05 10:09am
DirtyHarry hate to see you go man, i enjoyed your company goo... 08/01/05 11:05am
realdeal We've already spoken privately Maddcapp but I ... 08/01/05 11:26am
<<753Shadow>> Sorry u have to go Mad and good luck in bf2! 08/01/05 11:29am
xl-FLAME-lx Good luck in life and hop on vent some times.
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colonelbounds hate to see ya go !!! have fun with bf... 08/01/05 6:03pm![]() ![]() |
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