Please welcome {MOB}Hellfighter Options

[Bargod]

Welcome to the family! It's been a long time coming!

[Hellfighter]

WOOT WOOT!! What a reception-like only MOB forum members know how..... Glad to have my own play space in the MOB sandbox!
Thanks for all the welcomes flooding in, chums and chumesses, and lets not forget a couple of you rumoured to be crossdressing chummettes.... oh, also my biiiyutch buddies.
So for a few of you the relief must be overwhelming ACES' mind-numbing Procrastination Saga is officially at an end.

I thought i was dreaming waking up to see Mr.BG had replied to my pm within hours!
Sweet geezus murphy -he really wanted me in......

What influenced me to be decisive finally- besides the crush of enthusiastic badgering. Well, a couple of things;

1] Seeing as signing up was an online process, I wasn't worried about a couple of you mob chums in particular with crocodile smiles[you know who you are- excessively owned by my submachine gun], driving me somewhere to get 'made' as a MOB member- like Joe Pesci in 'Good fellahs'.
2]and then I was promised I'd be mailed an official MOB 'goody' welcome parcel filled with Official MOB logo'd trinkets.
To set up around my play area;-
*Whoopee Cushion
*Official MOB snacks while I play- A box of truffles with ketchup side dips
*Mini flicking Booger basketball net [yeah, I hear the long range pak and heavy tank-specialists use it skillfully to kill time in between ownage shots]
*wall plaque-saying "I banned you because I can, muhaha!"
*mob studs+hot chix calender [... h8 or dr.satan up to this!]
To Wear while I play
*Plastic sheriff star
*Yellow rubber boots [ ]
To use while I play
*Tazer for noobs [no batteries...aww,-hmmm, maybe that's a good idea]
*Condoms,,,,,
*Webcam........... noooo, I don't think so
Geezus, h8 or satan trying to stain my goodly image Mr.Lipton has of me!!!!

Anyways,don't worry about my new found authority/power corrupting me; have you seen the way I usually dress up
.........and that fantasizing thing about being Caligula is past history now.....

See you in the trenches! ACES is gone.........{MOB} HF in









This post has been edited by Hellfighter: 03/13/06 7:51pm