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[={DMG}=WaRgAsMaTrOn]

Hi all , I am WaRgAsMatrOn. I am probably "one" of the oldest mofo's playing mohaa. I always have a bunk ping of 100 and over , but am consistently able to lay beatings on the low pingers . I enjoy throwing glancing blows at my monitor and now have taped knuckles due to no skin left on them. I take craps in the park just for fun so that any potential poetry readers might sit in it (DUOH!), besides , it is also good nutrients for the trees and grass. I am a full supporter of the "SAVE OUR BEACHES" campaign and harpoon fat chicks on a regular basis. I like to let off big stinky hangover farts amongst packs of girls that "dance with themselves and are too good for you", in the bar and watch their reactions .
Some people consider me a sick puppy and I couldnt agree with them more LOL.