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| SaMoAN SeRiAL KiLLA |
 04/19/06 10:59pm
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Sergeant Major  Group: Banned Posts: 91 Joined: June 26th 2004 From: SuNNY KiLLA KaLI TowN caLLeD WiLMiNGtON/CaRsON Member No.: 800  |
yo moma so fat she grew a goat tee so she has a place to store food
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| CommanderChoth |
04/19/06 11:01pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 707 Joined: October 24th 2005 Member No.: 1390 Xfire: CommanderChoth |
Yo momma's so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.
In fact her lips are so big they look like bunk beds... Hell, your mommas ears are so big she looks like a car driving down the road with both doors wide open. --------------------  |
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| FeezyWeezy |
04/19/06 11:02pm
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Major Group: Banned Posts: 609 Joined: January 14th 2006 From: Gone Member No.: 1533 |
Your moma is soo fat that 99% of her skin has never seen sunlight.
This post has been edited by FeezyWeezy: 04/19/06 11:02pm -------------------- C'est pas l' histoire d'un jour
Qui rime avec amour, Plutôt un long séjour Mais pas: un "pour toujours" |
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| SaMoAN SeRiAL KiLLA |
04/20/06 12:29am
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Sergeant Major Group: Banned Posts: 91 Joined: June 26th 2004 From: SuNNY KiLLA KaLI TowN caLLeD WiLMiNGtON/CaRsON Member No.: 800 |
yo momma so fat she farted and launched her self in to orbit
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| banno22 |
04/20/06 9:44am
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 Second Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 323 Joined: April 6th 2006 From: south of England Member No.: 1677 Xfire: banno23 |
Yo mommas so fat she was wearing a bright yellow dress and the kids at the bus stop shouted out the bus has came early
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| Nothing |
04/20/06 10:03am
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1271 Joined: July 25th 2005 From: Chicago, IL. Member No.: 1272 |
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! --------------------  |
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| Maj. H8Red |
04/20/06 10:27am
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
Yo momma sooooo fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
Good topic Samoan  This post has been edited by Maj. H8Red: 04/20/06 10:28am -------------------- |
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| CommanderChoth |
04/20/06 10:44am
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 707 Joined: October 24th 2005 Member No.: 1390 Xfire: CommanderChoth |
It has been the topic of our conversation for the past few days, note the times the first three posts happened.
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears go down the back of her head because they are afraid of her face. She is so ugly that she joined an ugly contest and they told her "sorry, no professionals", and when she sits out on the sand on the beach, cats come and bury here. -------------------- |
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| Maj. H8Red |
04/20/06 10:58am
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Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
QUOTE(CommanderChoth @ 04/20/06 11:44am)  It has been the topic of our conversation for the past few days I know -------------------- |
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| Lord Lipton |
04/20/06 10:58am
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2588 Joined: November 20th 2005 Member No.: 1434 Xfire: lipton902 |
i heard this on tv
your momma's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change. --------------------  |
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| banno22 |
04/20/06 11:30am
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Second Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 323 Joined: April 6th 2006 From: south of England Member No.: 1677 Xfire: banno23 |
yo mommas soooo fat when she was sun bathing greenpeace had to roll her back in the sea
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| Lord Lipton |
04/20/06 11:50am
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2588 Joined: November 20th 2005 Member No.: 1434 Xfire: lipton902 |
QUOTE(CommanderChoth @ 04/20/06 10:44am) Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears go down the back of her head because they are afraid of her face. She is so ugly that she joined an ugly contest and they told her "sorry, no professionals", and when she sits out on the sand on the beach, cats come and bury here. LMAO. that cracked me up !  -------------------- |
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| DirtyHarry |
04/20/06 12:11pm
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yo mamma is so fat when she died, all they did was put her in the casket and she sank 6 feet.
-------------------- John 3:16 For God so loved the world he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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| flatliner |
04/20/06 12:42pm
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Major General Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
oh yeah!!
your momma is so fat that she has heart disease, osteoporosis, and bedsores... wait thats not funny, but when she cuts her hand gravy comes out...and that is funny. |
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| Lord Lipton |
04/20/06 1:43pm
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Major General Group: Forum Member Posts: 2588 Joined: November 20th 2005 Member No.: 1434 Xfire: lipton902 |
QUOTE(flatliner @ 04/20/06 12:42pm) oh yeah!! your momma is so fat that she has heart disease, osteoporosis, and bedsores... wait thats not funny, but when she cuts her hand gravy comes out...and that is funny. once again. -------------------- |
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