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[Big P]

Haha Good try DICK!!

[Pancakes]

Maybe a guy you kicked in the past that is pissed and vowed hatering to MoB.......maybe Lost Cause...or even worst.......DR.SATAN(QC)......MAN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO!!!! OMG!!!

DR.SATAN(QC) is too much of a wimp to do that, he has also never been in MOB to my knowledge. Also if it was hypothetically (spelling?) him, i would just have to own him on cassino. Nothing beats a good beat down on QC...oh how i wish i could play my CoD right now...

[)--S@B0T-->]

Isnt nice welcoming people

and polite

i mena Isnt it nice welcoming people

OMG!

[HarryCaray]

GO FLAT GO!

[Druid]

Thought I should reply since I'm one of only a handful of original MOB still around, who knows who Lowly Noob is.
For the rest of you, if you're interested you can read about him & the rest of his misfit friends here.
It's a long read but you'll get some laughs out of it.
http://www.mobclan.com/forums/upload/index...?showtopic=3128

For those who don't want to waste their time reading the long post I linked to.
I'll summarize who Lowly Noob is.
Several years ago there was a player on our server who constantly cried about people cheating, including several MOB members. He went on to claim he had proof of MOB members cheating but conveniently refused to share it. He was finally banned after we got tired of his constantly crying about how anyone who was a better player than him was cheating. During this same time he & his friend would try & tell us how to run our servers. After they were banned, they were so obsessed with MOB that they built a website devoted to their unproven claims of MOB cheating and team BOM ( MOB spelled backwards ) was born.
He were are 2 an a half years later & poor little Lowly Noob is still obsessed with MOB.

As for the rest of his post...

A long time ago I was playing on MOB Server #4 under an assumed name. I was owning Cypher's ass, as usual, so he forced a set of screenshots on me. He asked me in spec to send in the screenshots. I was polite and said I would, and sent them to GPF, who I assume forwarded them to you guys.
Actually what happened is Lowly Noob would cry about Cypher cheating because {MOB}Cypher always owned Lowly Noob, well like a noob.

A day or two later I was playing on MOB #4 again and GPF tells me my screenshots were cleared by you guys, and that Cypher even commented how polite I was and how good a player I am. So I thought to myself………..self, if it's this easy to impress MOB then perhaps if I'm very careful, precise and deliberate I might be able to infiltrate the MOB Clan. Would be the ultimate slap in the face!

So, I set out to play often in the audience of MOB players always being polite, respectful, helpful and telling MOB players how good they are to inflate their egos. And badda bing badda bang, I get invited to join MOB.
So what you are telling us is, 3 years ago you made it your life's mission to try & get into MOB?
Wow & it only took you 3 years to do it. BTW I'm assuming you mean a {MOB}Reg not {MOB}.
In your own words you admit to being "polite, respectful, helpful" why playing on the server in your attempt to as you say "infiltrate the MOB Clan".
Let me point out the obvious in case anyone missed it.
Lowly Noob just said in his own words, to hid who he was he acted "polite, respectful, helpful" while on our server.
Yep, it worked. I have to admit it was a great disguise acting like a normal person because we all knew you as a whiny, pathetic, anal retentive, belligerent jerk.

Hate to deflate your ego but we invite most people into the regs after they have played on our server long enough & not make an ass out of themselves. This is what you characterize as infiltrating MOB.
It makes me wonder if you consider walking into your local 24hour walmart as breaking in?
Do you brag to people about how you were able to sneak past the Wal-Mart greeter?



Lastly...
Special thanks to my good friend and roommate for agreeing to use my DSL for his WoW when I'm using his DSL for my MOB project.
I don't know if you think you were being tricky by saying you're using using your friends DSL line, even though it's a Comcast IP who doesn't offer DSL, or is it just another example of how stupid you can be.

[HarryCaray]

Whenever Druid posts, someone gets owned.

[<Dolphin>*Girl*]

I gotta remember that walmart one!

[CommanderChoth]

Whenever Druid posts, someone gets owned.

I agree.


Jesus. I weep both for this guy and JTKTL.

[<Dolphin>*Girl*]

Isnt nice welcoming people

and polite

i mena Isnt it nice welcoming people

Not always especially when they are being ass.....

And don't you think its a little much to have a hundred posts and only have been on here 8 days?

[Genetics]

no offence DG

[Bargod]

Just for the record, Comcast has been bought out by Time Warner, so technically he has a Time Warner cable hook up...
LOL!

As I said before, way to get one over on us by being so tricky as to conform to MOB standards and be invited in! You are indeed dubious! You would give ML a run for his money!

[The-Blind-Norwegian]

Thanks Druid, nice to get an updating!

Seems like they have forgotten to lock the door to the asylum this week.......???

[Youve Been Had]

No Druid, I didn't mean {MOB}Reg's, I meant {MOB}.

It didn't take me 3 years to get the invite from you guys. In fact, it was shortly after Cypher forced the ss's on me and commented how polite I was, and how good a player I was. That incident is what gave me the idea to infiltrate {MOB}. Knowing the last thing you guys would ever want is me in your Clan was my motivation. Well, I've been {MOB} for quite some time now. Maybe my invite came before the Reg's were formed. Or maybe I was a Reg's first, then got the invite. Or maybe I got the invite after some of our members left to form TLD. I could be more specific, but I don't want to make this easy for you. Where's the fun in that?

During my time with {MOB} I've intentionally let slip with little tidbits of info that you guys should have picked up on and figured all this out, but that hasn't happened. So here I am, posting in our forum, giving you a huge advantage by letting you know you invited the enemy into your little club. Let's see if you guys are as smart as you think you are.

Now that you know to look for me, let's see if you can find the clue's (tidbits) I have left for you during my tenure with {MOB}.

I have already declared a victory for being invited into and being an active member of {MOB} for so long. With my coming forward and all the clues I have left, if you guys still can't figure out which one of you is me you're going to be looking pretty stupid.

I'm sure to save face you guys are going to try and downplay the significance of this in front of your loyal subjects by saying I'm making all this up. That's fine, another victory for me. And of course you guys will certainly talk your smack, because that's what everyone expects you to do. Druid has already started. But I think we all know behind closed doors you guys are going to be hard at work trying to find me. The funny thing is since I'm {MOB} I'll be involved in trying to find me. A little touch of irony if you like that sort of thing! I won't steer you towards me, but I promise not to steer you away from me either.

Best of luck on your search.

{MOB} A Lowly Noob

[<Dolphin>*Girl*]

Just for the record, Comcast has been bought out by Time Warner, so technically he has a Time Warner cable hook up...

Time warner has been buying up everyone then! LOL here to htey bought adelphia

[T/A6Pak]

I think that he should be banned again...just for being a noob!!! What an idiot, obviously he has no life, just reading his post has taken away from my valuable time. Thanks Druid for taking the time to inform all of us what an ASS he really is.

Would it not be ironic that he spent all this time trying to get back in only to be kicked again??? LMAOFOF