 Dumb Jokes Thread, Make them short - to spare wasting readers time too much! |
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| Hellfighter |
 08/23/07 11:59am
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Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 2111 Joined: November 15th 2005 From: Quebec, Canada Member No.: 1424 Xfire: hellfighter1x  |
Ok, Gen.Sam has the smarter, original version of this thread's theme.
Rules here are post at most 5 reasonably funny but dumb quicky jokes. The ones you are safe to tell online unlike if you told them to others in real life, resulting in you being disowned and shunned by those who formally respected you. 1.A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 2.Punky Junior "Dad, why haven't you spoken to mom all week!" Dad, "Because she told me never to interrupt her!" 3.Jane, "What day is your birthday?" Jimmy, "July 11th" Jane, "What year?" Jimmy, "Every year." 4. Spell "80" with two letters..... A-T 5. Bob, "Wouldn't you like to walk through the streets of Amsterdam someday?" Sue, "Absolutely! Wooden shoe?" This post has been edited by Hellfighter: 08/25/07 6:33am --------------------   |
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| Barkmann |
08/23/07 2:24pm
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 Colonel  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1034 Joined: December 1st 2006 From: Toronto/Canada Member No.: 2291 Xfire: barkmann77 |
A blind man walks into a bar....
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| The-Blind-Norwegian |
08/24/07 2:39am
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 Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 1715 Joined: February 13th 2006 From: Oslo, Norway Member No.: 1588 |
QUOTE(Barkmann @ 08/23/07 2:24pm)  A blind man walks into a bar.... ....and then I saw Bargod behind the counter with his big.... --------------------   Team Barbarossa |
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| T/A6Pak |
08/24/07 10:28am
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QUOTE(The-Blind-Norwegian @ 08/24/07 3:39am) QUOTE(Barkmann @ 08/23/07 2:24pm) A blind man walks into a bar.... ....and then I saw Bargod behind the counter with his big.... Zombie head and he was looking into his eyes, saying..... --------------------  Signature designed by Old Man Mike Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.  |
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| blk96gt |
08/24/07 10:47am
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 Colonel Group: {MOB} Posts: 1244 Joined: November 1st 2004 From: Nacogdoches, Texas Member No.: 948 Xfire: blk96gt |
What did the pirate say when he got done watching the movie?
It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. -------------------- Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that.
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