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The_redeemer
post 04/24/05 12:59am
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shit story of my life


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i had surgery about four years ago
5 hours long
and they put in a cathedir (spelt wrong)

and so when they take it out after im conscious


IT GETS STUCK
THE FUCKING BALLOON ON THE END OF THE TUBE WONT deflate

so meanwhile i've got 4 nurses and this man tugging on my dick
until it finally comes out


so i've got a sore cock and a tube in my hip to remove drainage

fucking bastards


my piss burned for weeks (reminiscent of when i got into contact with slims girlfriend a while back)

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post 04/24/05 11:23am
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OMFG! wat surgery were u haven done?

PS that story made my dick hurt!

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post 04/24/05 1:04pm
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QUOTE(The_redeemer @ 04/24/05 1:59am)
shit story of my life ......
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gee thanks i go for knee surgery in a few weeks, thanks up_yours.gif
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post 04/25/05 2:29pm
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flame that sucks...

same thing happened to my dad about 6 years ago my dad's CRX got stolen and like 3 weeks later the spic (sorry dont mean any offense to you mexicans in here) bastards dump the messed up chassis and a note on it in my front yard (when we werent home) and the note said "Buy a frickin Club next time you fothermucker" (didnt want to say the real words on here... unsure.gif )

so they come back like 2 yrs ago and try it again only my dad had a new Civic...

so they look around to make sure no ones watchin and they go for it

then my dad jumped out from behind a bush and beats them with a handle from a sledge hammer.... we never seen 'em since

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post 04/25/05 3:23pm
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ISSUES!!! wacko.gif
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post 04/25/05 5:12pm
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AWESOME!!!!fucking right dude! show those assholes!



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post 04/25/05 5:48pm
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post 04/27/05 12:13pm
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DUde that sucks flame, lol SKull now that is redemption


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post 04/27/05 12:51pm
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QUOTE(The_redeemer @ 04/24/05 2:29am)


my piss burned for weeks  (reminiscent of when i got into contact with slims girlfriend a while back)

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wellll, she wasn't my girlfriend at the time cause i gave that STD to her then left her to give it to someone esle. looks like you were the lucky guy. I'll take credit for making your piss burn for weeks!
Thank-you Thank-you


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