Joke Thread, post all your jokes here Options

[Too Exclusive]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.
she immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was
like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!"
and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

[Too Exclusive]

Culture Vultures

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says,

"Well we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire".... and so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That's true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

[DirtyHarry]

is anyone even reading these?????

[Undertow]

is anyone even reading these?????

Nope. I've got too exclusive on ignore. It's nice!

[ScarFace]

I think someone needs to be put into the TROLL status.

[Bargod]

I read to the secnd joke, then realized that once again, the MOB forums are just Too X little diary to write what ever the hell is in his tiny little head.I just don't understand how anyone could put post after post of thier own comments in any thread.
He just doesn't get it.
It's gonna take a 2x4, I think.

[Too Exclusive]

the point of this thread is so that if u ppl get bored and need a laugh... u can read these jokes some of them will make u piss ur pants.

[Silver]

I dont know, i didnt mind this thread, though a link to the video archives would be better then posting every video with its own thread... whatever... its better then the MIB shit....

This post has been edited by Silver: 08/07/05 2:42pm