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post 02/14/06 4:28pm
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today i was walking through a parking lot, and it was a bit noisy. a very subtle sound fell to my ears and made me whip head so hard i almost snapped my neck. A truck was idling and sounded EXACTLY like a tank being stolen. Actually had to stop and listen for a bit. it was uncanny, and i got quite a chuckle.



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post 02/14/06 4:43pm
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they are bigger then her head. WANK.gif


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post 02/14/06 5:44pm
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LOL, damn flatliner, lol, gomer


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post 02/14/06 9:50pm
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You got to much time on your hands lmao
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post 02/14/06 10:39pm
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leave my wife out of this...ahem...

and for her...you would need alot of time for your hands.

happy valentines day fuckers...

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post 02/15/06 3:13am
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QUOTE(flatliner @ 02/14/06 7:39pm) *

leave my wife out of this...ahem...

and for her...you would need alot of time for your hands.

happy valentines day fuckers...




she better be drinking lots of milk, cuz when she gets old.....BAMM.....osteophorosis is gonna kick her assssss!

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post 02/15/06 5:10am
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THATS HILARIOUS! ive had dreams after a long binge but never did i almost give myself whiplash while walking through the parking lot! very funny!


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post 02/15/06 8:56am
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what 3 things do men love that start with M.



Movies

Music

and



mmmmm tits.

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post 02/15/06 9:57am
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I'm no male than...tits blink.gif the M of buM



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post 02/15/06 10:29am
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nice

great term

bum. lol ( )( )

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post 02/16/06 5:00pm
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QUOTE(flatliner @ 02/14/06 4:28pm) *
today i was walking through a parking lot, and it was a bit noisy. a very subtle sound fell to my ears and made me whip head so hard i almost snapped my neck. A truck was idling and sounded EXACTLY like a tank being stolen. Actually had to stop and listen for a bit. it was uncanny, and i got quite a chuckle.



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Time for you to contribute to my fund for building a "CoD Addicts Anonymous" shelter. You know, before it gets to the point where you walk down the street gibbering 'Enemy spotted!' or worse yet assume karate defence postures towards little old ladies with large purses walking behind you, thinking they are about to 'satchel' bash you! ohmy.gif


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post 02/17/06 4:11pm
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or i will jump out of my car and spin aimlessly around trying to find where the hell i am....
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post 02/17/06 4:41pm
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QUOTE(flatliner @ 02/17/06 5:11pm) *

or i will jump out of my car and spin aimlessly around trying to find where the hell i am....

LOL!
When you heard the "tank being stolen", did you look for your bazooka, realize you didn't have one, so try to switch to a smoke canister, only to realize you are out so you tear your ass outta there?


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post 02/17/06 5:11pm
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HOPPING AROUND!


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post 02/17/06 6:46pm
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Did ya even try to look for a satchel?


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